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Captain Conman: El-Sayed Can’t Decide If Peers Blamed Him for 9/11—or Made Him Football Captain

Stepstool Abdul El-Sayed can't decide if he was ostracized by bigoted classmates while he was in high school, or he was the popular football captain. Maybe he had a tumble off his stepstool (he's a very short man, after all), and had a knock to the noggin causing memory loss or hallucinations.

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Sometimes, he is the victim of hateful American attitudes toward his religion, and other times, he grew up the All American Michigan boy. 

Now, that part is certain.

Much like Abigail Spanberger in Virginia.

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He'll become whatever he thinks people want to hear. 

All he does is lie.

He never answers a question. He always weaves and dodges. 

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How about he not run for office and stay away from the levers of power? 

And he hates America. 

Because he is a liar.