Earlier, we told you about the devastating news of the passing of Dolly Parton. 

Then, this news from the National Hurricane Center.

It may seem those two things are not at all related. Unfortunately, they are. 

This is not the time, Mother Nature. 

Clearly. 

That's a fair point. 

She absolutely did. Pure class and style. 

In honor of Dolly, that would be best. 

And Dolly would never. 

Truth really is stranger than fiction.

Singing with the angels. 

And everything in its wake will be left better than it was found.

And of course, those with Trump Derangement Syndrome cannot comment on any topic without making it about Trump. 

Even though we never deserved her, she would never seek revenge on us. 

God bless Dolly. She will surely be missed.