Here's a crazy story out of Lawrence, Massachusetts. When Libs of TikTok said that Democratic Mayor Brian DePeña can barely speak English, we really didn't believe it until we saw the video clip. DePena makes Rep. Shri Thanedar sound like a native speaker. Oh, and in other news, DePeña was just indicted for fraudulently obtaining and using more than $1.5 million in COVID-19 relief money.
BREAKING: Mayor of Lawrence, Massachusetts Brian Depena (D) who is from Dominican Republic and can barely speak English, ARRESTED for allegedly fraudulently obtaining and using over $1.5 million in COVID relief money pic.twitter.com/DLZxpzh8N9
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) August 14, 2026
The press was waiting for him post-indictment, and you can actually hear a staffer (or what we think is a staffer) saying, "He doesn't speak English, no comment." He says "God bless you" very clearly and often, though.
This shouldn't be real but, The staff for The Mayor of Lawrence Massachusetts just said "he doesn't speak English, no comment. " This is while he is on his way to court for stealing $1.5M in COVID relief money. pic.twitter.com/g6AznmoFv8
— Lee Kuan Yimby (@LeeKuanYimby) August 15, 2026
But wait, there's more!
DePeña jumped into his lawyer's car to escape the press, but his lawyer turned out to be a lousy getaway driver, hitting the parked car in front of him as the press recorded.
Mayor Brian DePeña (D) and his lawyer tried to run from reporters outside the court…
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) August 14, 2026
And then crashed into a parked car: pic.twitter.com/t8wCQqQWyH
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But wait, there's more!
His former chief of staff pleaded guilty to child p**n https://t.co/pIwdYVfN4A
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) August 14, 2026
What's going on there in Lawrence, anyway?
I was prepared to blame his election on affluent, suicidally empathetic white liberals, but it turns out the town of Lawrence, MA is 83% Hispanic. So, this is just a simpler case of the Third World continuing to obey its inane tribal instincts after resettling in the First World.
— 'Enry the 'Ermit (@enrytheermit) August 14, 2026
Like the Somalis in Minnesota, it's amazing how people can immigrate to this country and learn to defraud the taxpayers before they learn to speak English.
Doesn't speak well for the people of Lawrence does it.
— Michael (@Michael70714211) August 15, 2026
Seize his assets.
— Nurse Patriot (@LABeachGal1) August 14, 2026
Denaturalize and deport.
If only there were an allegory for our current state of affairs
— HowlingPeterman (parody) (@JacoboPeterman) August 15, 2026
What the hell are we even doing in America anymore?? Is it a criminal free for all?
— Joseph (@Eastern6th) August 15, 2026
Time for a parallel society. One that is good.
Typical🤡Democrat Mayor DePeña fraudulently got $1.5 million in pandemic Economic Injury Disaster Loans for his tire business🙄That he allegedly diverted to fund his 2021 mayoral campaign-pay personal taxes-and clear $880,000 in high-interest mortgages on properties he owned.😠
— colin lyons-Aussie-74yrs young-sharp as a tack. (@LyonsL50534) August 15, 2026
That's not legal.
Democracy is a car crash.
— Wilhuff Tarkin (@wilhuff_tarkin) August 14, 2026
For all the people asking how he got elected without speaking English, Lawrence is reportedly 83 percent hispanic, so he didn't need to speak English.
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