As our own Grateful Calvin reported not too long ago, the Department of Homeland Security is planning to equip ICE agents with gloves that emit electric shocks, allowing an officer to “gain compliance in use-of-force scenarios.” It seems as though liberals would prefer this to ICE firing gunshots at people trying to run them down with their cars. Adam Kinzinger automatically assumes that Republicans are cool with ICE using the CTG-5 GLOVE (Generated Low Output Voltage Emitter) and says it feels a bit "communist." That's funny. All of the Democratic Socialists running as Democrats feel a bit "communist" to us.
So i guess the GOP is cool with ICE using electric shock gloves?
— Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@AdamKinzinger) August 12, 2026
That feels a bit…. Hmmm…. Communist?
"Oh no! Don't shoot people!"
— Jeff Ellington 🔥 (@Jeff__Ellington) August 13, 2026
"OK, we'll use a non-lethal method to protect ourselves."
"We don't like that either! Boo!" pic.twitter.com/2OpSJgSOF3
President Joe Biden suggested that the police be trained to shoot people in the leg.
@grok are electric shock gloves used by communists?
— Jule Kreyling (@JuleKreyling) August 12, 2026
Nope. Nothing Communist about it.
— Santa's Tavern (S0) (@SantasTavern) August 13, 2026
Gosh, it's like you're willfully ignorant or something.
Naw. Communists would just kill them. Have you never read a book?
— 🇺🇸 sedition sam 🍊 (@sam58820737) August 12, 2026
Yes. Gloves = communist. Call Oxford and Merriam-Webster and let them know that your keen intellect and insight should be rewarded with an addition to the term communist in their respective dictionaries. Whatever would we do without you…
— Jason (@jason0874) August 13, 2026
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Not at all. In your communist world, you would just shot people. The gloves are another less lethal method.
— David Johnson (@gwdeckard) August 13, 2026
Hey @grok do communists use electric shock gloves? I don't remember ever hearing about them using that tactic.
— Representative James Spillane (@JamesSpillaneNH) August 12, 2026
What do shock gloves have to do with communism?
— TheRuck (@ruck8675309) August 13, 2026
Communists would use live rounds. Which would you prefer? 🤣🤡
— Michael J (@mentallibs) August 12, 2026
Oh yes, I remember the shock gloves the guards used to protect the Berlin Wall
— Stan Sampson (@StanSampson) August 12, 2026
So, exactly how is that "communist?"
— Cam Kirmser (@ckirmser) August 13, 2026
Of course, I know you won't answer.
You say communist like it’s a bad thing
— Goffe Torgerson (@Goffe_Torgerson) August 13, 2026
Really?!??
— Dean (@deanandersonnyc) August 12, 2026
Communists used shock gloves??
At Tiananmen Square, they used machine guns to kill about 10,000. No “shock gloves” or any non-lethal force!
Non-lethal force is what humane governments use.
Yes.
— TRUE TEXAN (@TXHCREP) August 13, 2026
You aren't going to flip the "COMMUNIST" script around. You are the party of that shit.
I’d pay good money to watch ICE bitch slap you with an electric shock glove.
— Rowdy (@Rowdy2735) August 13, 2026
The communists are using shock collars on their dogs during their podcasts. Kinzinger doesn't realize he's the one in bed with the communists.
Imagine if his heroes in the Capitol Police had shock gloves on January 6.
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