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AOC to Journo on Breakup: 'No Comment on My Private Life' (She Just Livestreamed Injecting Herself)

After news leaked of AOC's breakup with her fiancé, news outlets are chomping at the bit to get a comment from her. She's not giving it.

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Oh, she's suddenly private. That's different.

She's doing whole medical procedures live, but go off private Queen.

I mean, it seems like an easy question to answer if they still are together. It only becomes difficult if they have indeed broken up. It seems like the rumors are true.

Mam, we are looking at your belly button right now. Privacy seems to be out the window right now.

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We've literally seen everything but her uterus at this point.

Taking fertility meds seems pretty private, no?

When it's politically expedient or she is trying to change the subject, for example. 

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It's on her terms.

Literally, that's just common sense. 

Gingers have no soul. He'll break.

It's her dream.