Marco Rubio wants to make it VERY clear. He is not MAHA.
🤣 LMAO! Marco Rubio just dropped this hilarious response to Sec. RFK Jr.'s diet
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) August 11, 2026
Q: Have you adopted RFK's diet of red meat and fermented vegetables?
RUBIO: "No! This is a CRAZY diet. This is a diet that consists of eating sauerkraut and meat. Now you understand like this is… pic.twitter.com/qgaMNjsIhu
He is not carrying around sauerkraut and eating only meat. In fact, he likes a Pop Tart. There is that.
This is, frankly, why Marco Rubio is dangerous in a general election. https://t.co/QwKG7NDzOz
— Franklin Leonard (@franklinleonard) August 12, 2026
Dangerous in all the best ways. He can win.
TEAM MARCO https://t.co/aoW6tksrTg
— Jennifer Van Laar (@jenvanlaar) August 12, 2026
Our RedState colleagues agree.
Our future President and First Lady 🫶🏻 https://t.co/t3lWNMur1Y
— Ashley (TeamTrump47) (@TeamTrump47) August 12, 2026
It's a much better look than Kamala and Doug, the Nanny Knocker Upper.
You think this is some kind of joke Rubio? A game? You think human health is just something for you to mock and laugh at.
— Gator Gar (@gatorgar) August 11, 2026
RFK is gonna put you on the sardine diet boy! https://t.co/2veiSztLh6 pic.twitter.com/ZAiqjruNHJ
Now drop and give him 50.
Rubio is right about Pop Tarts, let's be real https://t.co/cWz7UuEhd3
— Sour Patch Mom ن (@sourpatchlyds) August 12, 2026
They are really good.
MARCO RUBIO: “The Pop-Tart is one of the great American innovations in the history of the world.”
— Nick Solheim (@NickSolheim) August 12, 2026
Facts. https://t.co/VXpSYZoS1W
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HAHAHAHA 😂
— Jake Hoffman (@JakeHoffmanAZ) August 12, 2026
This is one of the best things I've seen in a long time.
Jeanette calling him out is pure gold.
Also, @marcorubio's take on Pop-Tarts is spot on — they're a work of pure artistry and innovation. https://t.co/4nyh6Z3DIe
Particularly, the S'mores is elite.
"I'm not going to travel with a cooler full of sauerkraut," is one of the most rational political quotes of all time. #TeamRubio https://t.co/wjF8FT3kHc
— ʞɹıɯ𝕊 (@FoundersGirl) August 12, 2026
That is a totally rational take, actually.
The Spaniard Fears the German. https://t.co/Edz2z53Pm6 pic.twitter.com/xGzd0KHzVj
— DAKKADAKKA (@DAKKADAKKA1) August 12, 2026
Dunno what kind of Princess Diaries glow up Rubio got, but he used to be super awkward and now radiates relatability and (friendly) charisma.
— hari raghavan (@haridigresses) August 12, 2026
This man is going to be President. https://t.co/kNhVxBTF9q
He is comfortable in his own skin. Probably, because he allegedly has no desire to run in 2028. That's the rumor, at least.
@SecRubio are you a frosted blueberry man or a s’mores man
— Lyman Stone 石來民 🦬🦬🦬 (@lymanstoneky) August 12, 2026
Personally I tend to go for unfrosted strawberry but that’s because I’m a hipster https://t.co/5pcjKOJb10
The options are endless. That's what makes America so great. Well, it's one of the reasons.
"RUBIO: The Pop-Tart is one of the great American innovations in the history of the world."
— Physics Geek (@physicsgeek) August 12, 2026
No lies detected. https://t.co/c5zN0INdzA
Not even one.