Last night, Chelsea Handler was on a Netflix roast for actor/comedian Kevin Hart. Besides making jokes about all of her abortions, she also wondered if the young white guys in the audience who supported Trump had signed up for the Mandatory Draft.
Chelsea Handler: “Now that your favorite leader is making the draft mandatory, I assume all of you will be signing up to go fight in Iran. Or do you tough alpha males only go to the Middle East for comedy festivals?”
— Vatnik Soup (@P_Kallioniemi) May 11, 2026
Brutal. pic.twitter.com/JswjCBxkfR
By the way, there is no mandatory draft. The last time there was a draft was the 1970's. Maybe she should read a book.
But... every one she's "roasting" had to sign up for the draft when they turned 18.
— RBe (@RBPundit) May 11, 2026
They all did that already. https://t.co/Qfn4cvHeSB
Also, every guy in the audience did sign up for the draft (should it ever happen again) when they turned 18. There just isn't a mandatory draft right now.
Political discourse in the country has just become incessant and blatant lying for headlines, clicks, internet views. Really deranged. https://t.co/OXIhY0YQjb
— captive dreamer (@captive_dreamer) May 11, 2026
She might have been funny if the draft had actually been made mandatory, and if there were troops actually in Iran.
— Brad Slager: CNN+ Lifetime Subscriber (@MartiniShark) May 11, 2026
But sure, “brutal”. https://t.co/j5RoSTttPA
Their TDS is so bad, they don't live in reality.
Chelsea Handler roasting Shane Gillis and Tony Hinchcliffe over a festival they didn’t even attend while her ex Jo Koy was actually there performing is elite levels of irony. https://t.co/q76EQX4gO8 pic.twitter.com/ppDbEKNJUD
— Kill Tony Playground (@ktplayground) May 11, 2026
Peak irony.
Is the draft here ? Who got drafted ? I don’t even think about Iran or hear about it women are dorks and not funny and just worry about women s**t ( not real things ) https://t.co/rQ45geArWi
— Blex.S4L 🦆🌭 (@BarterBlex) May 11, 2026
Not all women are dorks and humorless. Just Leftist women.
I’m just impressed she managed to sober up enough to deliver this while on her feet. https://t.co/zBvnDgiyTq
— Ash and Stems (@cigarsandlegs) May 11, 2026
Wonders never cease.
She really thought she did something there https://t.co/4eN9tTIExE
— Dr. E. GarbleGarble (@MrsG8086) May 11, 2026
What you'll quickly find out is that 90% of women in the US have no idea that men have been required to register for the draft for decades.
— MinorityOpinion (@Minority0pinion) May 11, 2026
Women who are mothers of boys should know this.
Talk to the ladies in your life about the draft. It's crazy how few know that pretty much every able bodied guy has to register at 18
— Meme Emporium (@MayMayEmporium) May 11, 2026
She’s a moron. A very self confident moron.
— No One (@brbrjmsbrnts) May 11, 2026
Very loud and very wrong.
I’m wondering if @chelseahandler knows this? Is she aware it was already mandatory but now it’s automatic instead of young men having to go fill out necessary paperwork?
— Joan Triomp (@JTriomp) May 11, 2026
I keep waiting for some evidence this woman is actually a comedian.
— Matthew Dempsey (@mwdempsey2814) May 11, 2026
That's what I'm saying. The joke didn't make any sense and that's why Tony wasn't laughing...
— Mizzou Dawg (@573mizzoudawg) May 11, 2026
Maybe he wasn't laughing because she wasn't funny.