Someone on X named Alyssa suggested back in March that President Donald Trump change the name of our immigration enforcement bureau to National Immigration and Customs Enforcement, "so the media has to say NICE agents all day every day."
A screenshot of the proposal made it onto Truth Social, where Trump gave it a hearty endorsement. "GREAT IDEA!!" he posted. "DO IT."
🚨 LMAO! President Trump is FULLY BACKING changing ICE to NICE (National Immigration and Customs Enforcement), so that the media will start having to call them “NICE AGENTS” 🤣
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) April 27, 2026
“GREAT IDEA!!! DO IT. President DJT”
100% agree! Make it happen, @SecMullinDHS! pic.twitter.com/bhP7oecRSR
Why didn’t I come up with that Idea. I love NICE agents.
— Sally (@TalkWithSally) April 27, 2026
Credit for "ICE to NICE" goes to @adamcarolla
— Joni Job (@jj_talking) April 27, 2026
Thank you for your attention to this matter @POTUS pic.twitter.com/4WOmO7kMTY
How nice 👍 pic.twitter.com/EDi3NH4jtF
— Nathan the Black (@vantamaga) April 27, 2026
— NovemberRain 🇺🇸 (@NovemberRain243) April 27, 2026
Watch..they will all start saying "National Immigration and Customs Enforcement" like robots.
— Brohonatron (@Brohonatron) April 27, 2026
It's just like the Gulf of America or the Trump-Kennedy Center … they'd just pretend it never changed.
But then the Democrats will file a lawsuit and ask a federal judge to block it! 🤣
— Ronnie Tan (@yonneh29) April 27, 2026
Trump is the only troll I have loved this much.
— The Cat Mogul (@thecatmogul) April 27, 2026
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They play negative word games why can’t we play positive? pic.twitter.com/chALvg3Jw5
— Vince Tagliavia (@ReadyF4Any) April 27, 2026
Leftists thrive on language manipulation. They will say "National ICE agents" or "N-I-C-E agents". It's a good idea still.
— Brew Note (@Brew_Note) April 27, 2026
They won’t do that. They’ll refer to them as “Formerly known as ICE agents”
— Jules Ann 🇺🇸 (@maggie_lucy_) April 27, 2026
Forcing CNN to say "NICE agents" every single broadcast is the kind of psychological warfare this country needs right now. Do it.
— RepentedLeftist🇺🇸 (@Darkdeedfiles) April 27, 2026
Love it! pic.twitter.com/IGFxhBC30X
— Joe Rogala (@joe_rogala) April 27, 2026
This will literally break the left fake media.
— MAGAfan1776 (@magafan1776) April 27, 2026
It wouldn't, though. They'd never change. And what would happen to all of those nuts in Boston who dumped bags of ice cubes into the harbor to protest?
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