Governor JB Pritzker can now tie his shoes thanks to Ozempic (probably). He decided to commemorate National Walking Day.
Happy National Walking Day, Illinois. pic.twitter.com/AsasLKDIT3
— Governor JB Pritzker (@GovPritzker) April 1, 2026
The GOP seized upon the opportunity.
Well there’s a first time for everything. https://t.co/B5IKJ9ZdWx
— GOP (@GOP) April 2, 2026
Now that's funny.
Does the GOP not realize that no decent person wants to associate with people who act this way in public?
— Heath Mayo (@HeathMayo) April 3, 2026
The brand is toxic. This is all they know now. pic.twitter.com/wd8FWEoEBe
RINO, Never Trumper, let's be honest, he's basically a Democrat, Heath Mayo, had to act all offended. Relax, it's a fat joke.
Sorry, the governor who calls Republicans Nazis and fascists can be called fat. 🤷🏼♂️
— Billy Gribbin (@BillyGribbin) April 3, 2026
Exactly.
Do you realize your parents named you after mayonnaise and the knock off garfield?
— SτξΜ Smittie GE.D (@smittie61984) April 3, 2026
It's probably why he has no sense of humor.
Your party literally forces kindergarteners to hear stories from mentally ill men dressed as women.
— Matthew S Harrison (@MatthewSHarriso) April 3, 2026
Republicans make fun of terrible Governors. It's fair.
Wasn't an innocent young 18-yo college girl senselessly murdered while out for a walk in Chicago? Happy walking, Illinois. https://t.co/lrijaGN7ZH
— Matt Finn (@MattFinnFNC) April 2, 2026
Recommended
An innocent 18 year old girl was senselessly gunned down in Chicago by an illegal you and your party protected while she was out for a walk.
— Based Bandita (@BasedBandita) April 2, 2026
But sure, Happy National Walking Day! https://t.co/EXIrpfYnXK
Yes, he didn't care about that though.
Is this his response to the killing of Sheridan Gorman, who was also on a walk with friends in Chicago when she was gunned down by an illegal immigrant? https://t.co/EOn3YbRDqe
— Jennie Taer (@JennieSTaer) April 2, 2026
He's too tone deaf to realize how awful this looks.
Now try it without your armed security. Walk to the Red Line, and go for a ride. https://t.co/fiomXeVIO2
— Nilam Civok (@CivokNilam) April 1, 2026
He would never go without security. He just wants regular people to be unarmed and the criminals to have weapons.
Bro posted this on April fools day. 😂😂😂
— Trump War Room (@TrumpWarRoom) April 3, 2026
(It’s funny because he’s fat) https://t.co/JK8Kjb3IMk
He bought a new pair of sneakers and a jogging suit for his one day video lmao https://t.co/MSkAOYihrs
— 0HOUR1 (@0hour1) April 3, 2026
He has to look snazzy. Heh.
780,000 net taxpayers have walked out of Illinois since 2000.
— Brian Costin (@BrianCostin) April 3, 2026
Maybe we should try reducing taxes. https://t.co/FXPleANqE7 pic.twitter.com/SrbHDLpLlO
Wow! Who know Chicago residents took walking so seriously?
Can he read the room? I guess not. https://t.co/m7P5DYHTlf
— Stephanie Trussell For Illinois 42nd (@trussell2026) April 1, 2026
He cannot. Like, at all.
You look great in orange. https://t.co/fiomXeVIO2
— Nilam Civok (@CivokNilam) April 3, 2026
Excellent foreshadowing, perhaps?
Sheridan Gorman could not be reached for comment, fatso. https://t.co/2pfdU54zir
— jimtreacher.substack.com (@jtLOL) April 2, 2026
Best response.