Governor JB Pritzker can now tie his shoes thanks to Ozempic (probably). He decided to commemorate National Walking Day.
Happy National Walking Day, Illinois. pic.twitter.com/AsasLKDIT3
β Governor JB Pritzker (@GovPritzker) April 1, 2026
The GOP seized upon the opportunity.
Well thereβs a first time for everything. https://t.co/B5IKJ9ZdWx
β GOP (@GOP) April 2, 2026
Now that's funny.
Does the GOP not realize that no decent person wants to associate with people who act this way in public?
β Heath Mayo (@HeathMayo) April 3, 2026
The brand is toxic. This is all they know now. pic.twitter.com/wd8FWEoEBe
RINO, Never Trumper, let's be honest, he's basically a Democrat, Heath Mayo, had to act all offended. Relax, it's a fat joke.
Sorry, the governor who calls Republicans Nazis and fascists can be called fat. π€·πΌββοΈ
β Billy Gribbin (@BillyGribbin) April 3, 2026
Exactly.
Do you realize your parents named you after mayonnaise and the knock off garfield?
β SΟΞΎΞ Smittie GE.D (@smittie61984) April 3, 2026
It's probably why he has no sense of humor.
Your party literally forces kindergarteners to hear stories from mentally ill men dressed as women.
β Matthew S Harrison (@MatthewSHarriso) April 3, 2026
Republicans make fun of terrible Governors. It's fair.
Wasn't an innocent young 18-yo college girl senselessly murdered while out for a walk in Chicago? Happy walking, Illinois. https://t.co/lrijaGN7ZH
β Matt Finn (@MattFinnFNC) April 2, 2026
An innocent 18 year old girl was senselessly gunned down in Chicago by an illegal you and your party protected while she was out for a walk.
β Based Bandita (@BasedBandita) April 2, 2026
But sure, Happy National Walking Day! https://t.co/EXIrpfYnXK
Yes, he didn't care about that though.
Is this his response to the killing of Sheridan Gorman, who was also on a walk with friends in Chicago when she was gunned down by an illegal immigrant? https://t.co/EOn3YbRDqe
β Jennie Taer (@JennieSTaer) April 2, 2026
He's too tone deaf to realize how awful this looks.
Now try it without your armed security. Walk to the Red Line, and go for a ride. https://t.co/fiomXeVIO2
β Nilam Civok (@CivokNilam) April 1, 2026
He would never go without security. He just wants regular people to be unarmed and the criminals to have weapons.
Bro posted this on April fools day. πππ
β Trump War Room (@TrumpWarRoom) April 3, 2026
(Itβs funny because heβs fat) https://t.co/JK8Kjb3IMk
He bought a new pair of sneakers and a jogging suit for his one day video lmao https://t.co/MSkAOYihrs
β 0HOUR1 (@0hour1) April 3, 2026
He has to look snazzy. Heh.
780,000 net taxpayers have walked out of Illinois since 2000.
β Brian Costin (@BrianCostin) April 3, 2026
Maybe we should try reducing taxes. https://t.co/FXPleANqE7 pic.twitter.com/SrbHDLpLlO
Wow! Who know Chicago residents took walking so seriously?
Can he read the room? I guess not. https://t.co/m7P5DYHTlf
β Stephanie Trussell For Illinois 42nd (@trussell2026) April 1, 2026
He cannot. Like, at all.
You look great in orange. https://t.co/fiomXeVIO2
β Nilam Civok (@CivokNilam) April 3, 2026
Excellent foreshadowing, perhaps?
Sheridan Gorman could not be reached for comment, fatso. https://t.co/2pfdU54zir
β jimtreacher.substack.com (@jtLOL) April 2, 2026
Best response.