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Heated Rivalry Stans Discover Real Hockey Players Aren't Their Fanfic Boyfriends — Cry Harder

All the weird progressives are really into a fictional hockey show called 'Heated Rivalry'. The series is about two gay hockey players who fall in love. They are apparently mad real hockey isn't living up to their man love hockey fantasies.

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It's almost like fictional stories are not true and real people don't behave like people in made up movies.

It's almost like all these weirdos are way too online and no one in the real world cares about what they think or their silly temper tantrums.

They're legitimately crazy people.

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Just make it short and sweet.

Also, they are welcome to turn off their televisions if they don't want to watch the sport.

They're very mad the NHL is not taking their brand new fans for exactly a month any more seriously.  How could they?

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This is not a hard choice.

These are some psycho level people.

Leftists should stick to their video games.