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Jasmine Crockett to TX Dems: If We're Gonna Lose the Senate Race Anyway, Why Not Me

Apparently, Jasmine Crockett doesn't really believe anyone can win a Texas Senate seat for the Democrat party, so she figures, if someone is going to lose, why not her? To be fair, she is a massive loser, so that tracks.

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Nobody else is going to win so why not waste your money with me is a heckuva pitch.

“My theory of the case is this: If you believe we’re going to lose anyway then what difference does it make if it’s me or anybody else?” Crockett said. “If you think it’s a losing cause, then who cares? But at least you could say we tried something new and we learned something from this experience.”
Crockett suggested her authenticity and ability to “fit into any room that you throw me into” will allow her to reach nonvoters in Texas and bring them into the primary and general election. Her unfiltered style, which she called “liberating,” is why people trust her, she said. On a recent tour through Houston, San Antonio and South Texas, she manned the DJ booths at Houston clubs as a way to attract younger voters.
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Just classic Leftist mumbo jumbo.

To be fair, Beto O'Rourke and Stacey Abrams certainly seem to think so.

No, no! The GOP begs Crockett to continue this talking point. It's so convincing. 

They're both actually really dumb and mostly only good at running their big mouths.

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New things like throwing money at a flailing candidate? The GOP endorses this opinion. 

If he has half of Beto's appeal, he must be practically comatose. 

Sorry! What's really important (to Jasmine) is building her profile. Maybe next time, Democrats!