Marco Rubio Quells Rumors About His Legendary Multitasking

Here's something a little lighter for your evening. As we reported on Wednesday, CBS News did a segment saluting Secretary of State Marco Rubio as "the ultimate Florida man" after showing AI-generated photos of Rubio as the new president of Venezuela, the new shah of Iran, the prime minister of Greenland, the new governor of Minnesota, and the head of Hilton Hotels. The jokes come as Rubio fills multiple roles in the Trump administration besides Secretary of State, including interim National Security Advisor, acting National Archivist, and USAID chief.

Rubio has obviously picked up on the memes and gave a good-natured response:

I do not normally respond to online rumors but feel the need to do so at this moment

I will not be a candidate for the currently vacant HC and GM positions with the Miami Dolphins.

While you never know what the future may bring right now my focus must remain on global events…
— Marco Rubio (@marcorubio) January 8, 2026

"… and also the precious archives of the United States of America. Thank you"

Photos say otherwise:

Marco Rubio finding out he’s now the Coach and Quarterback for the Miami Dolphins @MiamiDolphins pic.twitter.com/yZA4wJCg7s
— 🆂🅼🅾︎🅺🅴 (@dantherock13) January 7, 2026

Marco Rubio realizing he’s now the Miami Dolphins head coach #MikeMcDaniel #Dolphins pic.twitter.com/1e8aodgppq
— You Are At The 2nd F (@TheGloriousMrsM) January 8, 2026

So you’re saying you’re down to QB? pic.twitter.com/r129e9xC0L
— Eli Langer (@EliLanger) January 8, 2026

Marco Rubio has been chosen as the new GM for the Miami Dolphins. pic.twitter.com/kEeXufPlMX
— Don Keigh (@trixareforlibs) January 7, 2026

pic.twitter.com/Cs4l0o5cjY
— Jorge Bonilla (@BonillaJL) January 8, 2026

Marco Rubio Quells Rumors About His Legendary Multitasking

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