President Trump is a man who concerns himself with details and the little things matter to him. That includes a man's shoes.
Vance hilariously recalls Trump questioning team on size of certain body part: ‘Can tell a lot about a man’ https://t.co/OkoXSoC5p8 pic.twitter.com/KfEOPWUe72
— New York Post (@nypost) December 8, 2025
Vice President JD Vance got his kicks retelling a bawdy foot joke by President Trump at a party last week.
The veep recalled at a gig he hosted Friday that earlier that day, the president abruptly sidetracked an “important” Oval Office meeting to quiz his team about their shoe sizes, with Vance crowing how he ended up besting Secretary of State Marco Rubio.
“Today I’m in the Oval Office with the president,” Vance recalled to partygoers. “And we’re talking about something really, really important. And the president kind of holds up his hand and says, ‘No, no, hold on a second, there’s something much more important.’
“He peers over the resolute desk, and he says, ‘Marco, JD, you guys have s–tty shoes,” Vance said. “We got to get you better shoes.’ So he goes out and grabs a catalog.”
Trump, Vance and Rubio — the veep’s potential rival to fill Trump’s figurative shoes in 2028 — were joined by another politician whom the vice president declined to name to avoid embarrassing him.
🚨 LMFAO! JD Vance says that in the Oval Office, President Trump glanced over the resolute desk and told he and Marco — “You guys have sh*tty shoes.” pic.twitter.com/bXKNIsfmwQ
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) December 6, 2025
“There’s something much more important: shoes.” 😆
Then whipped out a shoe catalog to get them new…
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Leave it to President Trump to have a catalog handy. Heh.
Trump is a legend and everybody knows it. pic.twitter.com/gI3HfU1zUv
— 𝗟⃥𝗜⃥𝗕⃥𝗥⃥𝗘⃥ (@RealIggyLibre) December 8, 2025
He is one of a kind.
There’s a lot of great parts to this story, but I’m losing it over Trump having a physical shoe catalog in the resolute desk https://t.co/GU8Rdgz5Rg
— Halee🛩 (@hllaa16) December 6, 2025
It's classic Trump.
The size 7 shoe has to be Mike Johnson. 😂
— Robby Starbuck (@robbystarbuck) December 6, 2025
I thought the exact same thing but didn’t wanna say it 😂😂😭
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) December 6, 2025
Everyone is thinking it.
Trump's focus on shoes is the perfect Machiavellian lesson: details reveal destiny. The current establishment spends millions on focus groups but misses the basic signs of a man's character. True leadership demands excellence from the suit down to the sole. The President…
— Saggezza Eterna (@FinalTelegraph) December 6, 2025
These hidden indicators of wealth and attention to detail matter.
You can tell a lot about a person by what shoes they’re wearing.
— 𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑜𝑖𝑠 (@chiIIum) December 6, 2025
It's true.
"Mr. President, I'm a seven in women's heels." pic.twitter.com/OvNYZM1RLs
— Anthony Galli (@RallyWithGalli) December 6, 2025
Oh, we know, Chuck!
Classic Trump. Cuts the tension, cracks everyone up, then makes his point in a way nobody forgets.
— Global Right (@globalrightx) December 6, 2025
Oh, he's absoutely unforgettable.
Only Trump could turn an Oval Office meeting into a hilarious moment about shoes. The man’s personality is unmatched!
— Victoria Byrne (@Thevictoria76) December 6, 2025
God broke the mold when he made Trump.