Trump is not only Commander in Chief, but Comedian in Chief. When asked if he would like to visit Argentina, he said he would love to go to the beach, but his body isn't necessarily beach bod ready as of late.
Trump: "I'm just a little busy. I'd love to go to Argentina. I'd like to be like Biden. I'd like to go to the beach. My legs are not quite as thin as his. My legs are slightly heavier, my arms are slightly larger. My body is a little bit larger than his. I'm not sure it would be… pic.twitter.com/tp0AMxDjsU
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 14, 2025
Rupar posting yet another Trump banger while pretending it makes Trump look bad pic.twitter.com/G4AzQTFANL
— Enguerrand VII de Coucy (@ingelramdecoucy) October 16, 2025
Secretly, Rupar loves Trump.
lol funniest POTUS ever.
— Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸 (@Bubblebathgirl) October 14, 2025
Democrats are allergic to jokes.
— Joel Schamber (@JoelSchamber) October 14, 2025
When all is said and done, the book of Trump Bangers is going to be longer than Proust
— benji (@shikomubenji) October 15, 2025
And he isn't even taking a salary.
“I’m fat and I’m going to hell.”
— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) October 15, 2025
- THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. DONALD J. TRUMP
We know, we all saw the South Park episode pic.twitter.com/J3S7zOr4pF
— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) October 14, 2025
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JoJo and the Pedos are big mad. They should really grow a sense of humor.
It's so much more fun having him as the POTUS
— xandid (@chrisppfeiffer) October 15, 2025
The man makes a good point.
— Shadi (@InuitKodiak) October 15, 2025
He plays golf at one of his golf courses every weekend 🙄
— Farrah Oxford (@OxfordFarr66929) October 14, 2025
Golf courses are where deals are made. Everyone knows this. Plus, golfing is good exercise. Much better than lounging on the beach and napping like Biden did.
There is nobody like Trump. Owning the globalists on a daily basis while being funny and self-deprecating along the way. https://t.co/E2dVij1vAn
— Alex Faulkner (@hearthefalconer) October 14, 2025
Probably the funniest president we’ve ever had, fantastic comic timing https://t.co/nXVbu8i0vw
— Enguerrand VII de Coucy (@ingelramdecoucy) October 16, 2025
Certainly way better than comatose Joe.