Taylor Lorenz has a new gig and well, she is scraping the bottom of the barrel. She is now hawking phones for little kids. Apparently the 'Bark' phone is for kids 6-12.
Taylor Lorenz: "I am not selling phones."
— Benjamin Ryan (@benryanwriter) August 21, 2025
Also @TaylorLorenz: "That's why I'm proud to partner with Bark phone...a phone made for kids age 6 to 15." pic.twitter.com/dhkOUSrK0H
Source: https://t.co/6Q6BQ8HXpD
— Benjamin Ryan (@benryanwriter) August 21, 2025
She also doesn't want to admit she is selling phones. Is that what is referred to as all 'Bark' and no bite?
https://t.co/vH2GkOJ0AQ pic.twitter.com/TvziUGUIg6
— jack Klompus (@Jack_Clompus) August 22, 2025
if I can't believe some random 35-45 year old mentally unwell childless woman to tell me how to raise my kids, who can I believe?? https://t.co/snP7ED67ch
— Kent Graham™ 🦬 (@kent_graham) August 21, 2025
It does seem to be a weird niche for Taylor.
Taylor continues to remain on brand.
— Eric MD-PhDing (@EricPhDing) August 21, 2025
🙄 https://t.co/uRsbl8kUQH pic.twitter.com/0FAI96YrrE
Poor guy.
Jumping into the 'phones in schools' discourse to say that Taylor Lorenz is, per usual, doing stupid non-sequiturs.
— Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 (@JeremiahDJohns) August 21, 2025
Everyone criticizing her is saying "Kids should not be on their phones in class" and she responds with "You just want an age-verification surveillance state" pic.twitter.com/BNQCKiS4XZ
Taylor Lorenz "coincidentally" is a "partner with Bark phone...a phone made for kids age 6 to 15." https://t.co/O9r16sf2yD
— THE Yeti Moose (@YetiMoose) August 22, 2025
Maybe that explains why Taylor is suddenly so interested in the 'no phones in schools' debate. It's in her best interest for all the kids to have phones.
Taylor Lorenz is also profiting off of a deal with a phones-for-kids company: https://t.co/6R5SONeU7U
— Benjamin Ryan (@benryanwriter) August 21, 2025
There is always an ulterior motive.
How predictable. https://t.co/dwXvdIqQFa
— Karen Vaites (@karenvaites) August 21, 2025
Anyone still fighting the phones in schools battle should know where Taylor’s bread is buttered. https://t.co/dwXvdIqQFa
— Karen Vaites (@karenvaites) August 21, 2025
Liiiiiike its literally the 3rd post on her instagram posted less than 1 month ago. Is she dumb?!
— YourBrainOnBravo (@brainonbravo) August 21, 2025
The easy answer is yes.
She’s pushing 40 and childless by the way, but know what’s good for kids
— King Newsom Enjoyer (@FDTProgressive) August 21, 2025
She thinks she is better than everyone else. Her and her fancy private school education.
It’s only not a lie because in her mind, she’s not the one physically selling them. They have to buy it off a website 🤣
— Chaotic Good (@ChaoticGood42_) August 22, 2025
Thanks for coming to my Doublespeak Ted Talk
Oh, because she isn't dropping them off at the post office, she isn't selling them or something? Please!
Wouldn't Bark be better off hiring an actual parent to hawk their product?
— Diana Berrent Güthe (@dianaberrent) August 21, 2025
One would think!
I used to laugh at her, but she needs help.
— Matthew Tuthill (@MCTuthill) August 21, 2025
She truly does.