Hoo boy.
The Left is not taking President Trump's crackdown on D.C. crime well. Like, at all. Democrats have been whining about it for a couple of days now, and their Leftist base are protesting for the 'right' to live in crime-ridden hellholes.
But this?
This may be the funniest thing to come out of the whole debate so far, and it hasn't even been a week.
Watch as a Leftist decides the best way to express his frustration with law enforcement is to hurl a sandwich at them (NSFW language warning):
🚨 DC Just Got Federalized… And Within Hours A Man Assaults FBI With A 12" Hoagie Right To The Face 🥖👮♂️💥
— Project Constitution (@ProjectConstitu) August 12, 2025
The Man took off on foot running from them but was caught after a very brief foot pursuit after and arrested for assault and battery on a Federal agent.
What the hell is… pic.twitter.com/8RkDkMzu0d
Buddy, that was a mistake.
The way he tries to run off after assaulting a cop is just the stuff of comedy gold.
They Got Him. 🔥 pic.twitter.com/O12fOb4BO6
— Project Constitution (@ProjectConstitu) August 12, 2025
Enjoy jail.
— 𝙵𝚕𝚎𝚎𝚝 𝙰𝚍𝚖𝚒𝚛𝚊𝚕 (@FleetXAdmiral) August 12, 2025
Lots of FO going on these days.
The answer to that question can only be provided by psychiatrists and psychologists.
— Faded Daystar (@faded_daystar) August 12, 2025
What matters is that yet again, Trump made the right decision and America is on the path to a better future.
And Democrats look like fools. Once again.
Do you know how much that hoagie cost in Washington DC? There were two crimes committed here.
— Just Tracy (@TracyOnFire2020) August 12, 2025
Heh.
Here's the full video (NSFW language warning):
🚨UPDATE: 12" Footlong SUB ASSAULT — FULL VIDEO DROPS 🥖🚔
— Project Constitution (@ProjectConstitu) August 13, 2025
New video released shows the full lead up to the viral confrontation.
Turns out the guy in the pink shirt didn’t just randomly throw a giant sandwich at an FBI agent in federalized DC…
This NEW footage shows him… https://t.co/DFTDKPeGzb pic.twitter.com/T9QxXkHY9l
We love how the guy recording it knows exactly what's coming and encourages the sandwich-hurling Leftist to antagonize law enforcement.
Why is fighting crime so offensive to effeminate white liberal men? https://t.co/mh4Jzgvon8
— AltAzn (@Alt_Azn) August 12, 2025
Because Orange Man Bad.
Manchild's very costly tantrum. That DC footlong cost him about $30. Felonious assault charge on Federal agent? Priceless https://t.co/PB65QCLWD2
— 🇺🇸🄳🅄🄽🄲🄰🄽🌎☮️🄶🄾🄾🄳🄸🄽🄶🇺🇸 (@GoodingDuncan) August 12, 2025
Very costly.
The waste of a sandwich should also be a felony, frankly.
It pretty much sums up the Democratic Party. https://t.co/jv62cRqpfU
— Tony Seruga (@TonySeruga) August 12, 2025
Pretty much.
Best example of a person having a major TDS breakdown. Logical thinking is impossible on this level of TDS. 🤣 https://t.co/gStBVWjqqZ
— Vigilant Squirrel (@NightSquirrel87) August 13, 2025
Far too many people are infected with TDS these days.
Gayest assault & battery charge ever. Pink shirt and shorts, hits law enforcement with a sandwich. https://t.co/oko39cIEtx
— NeoUnrealist (@NeoUnrealist) August 12, 2025
But you gotta admit it's funny.
This is the funniest crime I have ever seen. Assault with a 12 inch hoagie. 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/N8zC8y9qBO
— Debra Moge-Ultra MAGA (@DebraMoge) August 12, 2025
Leftists are not okay.
MORE. OF. THIS!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Start teaching these mentally unstable people that there are consequences to their actions https://t.co/TwDreJuBtI
— Tiny meadow123 (@TMeadow123) August 12, 2025
This behavior stops when people start facing serious consequences.