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Sydney Sweeney's Shocking Political Stance Unveiled: Leftists' Minds Absolutely Blown

Sydney Sweeney just keeps getting better and better. Not only is she a talented actress, gorgeous and photographs well, apparently she is a registered Republican. She is registered in Florida so we'll assume Governor DeSantis was the one who won her over to the party. He has that effect on lots of people.

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I don't know who Sydney Sweeney voted for last fall. The internet claims to have dug up her voter registration this week – weirdos – and it says she's a registered Republican. Spoiler alert!

Honestly? That's probably true. I'm just going off what my gut says, and my gut says she's a Republican. At the very least, it tells me she's not an unhinged liberal with 14 booster shots and a "my body, my rights" shirt tucked away in her closet. 

But do you know why I also think she leans right? Hell, why everyone assumes that she does after this week? Because she's a hot, seemingly normal, blonde chick with big boobs and no political opinion. 

She's a hot girl who isn't crazy. That's how I know she's not a Democrat. Again, the internet claims to have figured it out on their own, but I already know. We all do, deep down. 

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They hated her family before they hated her.

That's an easy choice. 

It's ok to be normal. 

Also, true.

Andrew Breitbart would be proud.

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Thanks, Ron DeSantis.

This would guarantee the GOP keeps the House and the Senate.