This is rich.
Taylor Lorenz, one of the worst people in journalism, has chimed in on the cheating CEO and HR rep who were busted at a Coldplay concert. We told you about that here because it spawned a thousand funny memes.
Lorenz made a career of doxxing and harassing people for stuff they posted online, because she didn't like it. But now she's the one who thinks the CEO and his girlfriend are the real victims here.
I just turned to my fiancée and said “guess who thinks that CEO guy is the real victim?” and without hesitation she said “Taylor Lorenz?” https://t.co/PlaBNs6cqH
— Noam Blum (@neontaster) July 17, 2025
Your fiancée is a smart lady.
Taylor loves shooting CEOs but not them being pictured cheating in public?
— Bethany S. Mandel (@bethanyshondark) July 18, 2025
And there it is folks: the best reply EVER.
She cheered the implosion of the Oceangate CEO and United Healthcare CEO but some Jumbotron exposed a tech CEO’s affair and NOW she’s offended by it?
— Melissa Chen (@MsMelChen) July 18, 2025
THIS is her line ?????
She failed moral calculus. Badly. Like her grade is below an F
Taylor Lorenz has no moral calculus.
Even money she's f*****g a married man.
— Noam Blum (@neontaster) July 18, 2025
But only if he's wearing a mask. COVID safety and all that.
It’s not like he worked for an insurance company or anything.
— Mike Kupari 🚀💥 (@RocketPulpHack) July 17, 2025
That's (D)ifferent.
Haha. So expected of Taylor.
— LibertyJ (@LibertyJen) July 17, 2025
Is anyone surprised by this?
Nope.
Not a soul.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
— Dustin Grage (@GrageDustin) July 18, 2025
Incredible.
Hang it in the Louvre.
I thought Lorenz thinks CEOs should be assassinated https://t.co/Lz0xt2PQRf
— I. Noah Guy (@Decentguyusedto) July 18, 2025
Just certain CEOs.
The moral intelligence of rabid hippopotamus. https://t.co/EW0FUgHbDJ
— Roy (@robot_slug) July 17, 2025
That's an insult to rabid hippopotami.
Taylor Lorenz is actually pure evil. https://t.co/fNtO8dJbIs
— Timothy, The Funky Homo Liberal (@timothyjamaal84) July 17, 2025
Hard to argue with that.