It's fixing to be a crazy week, but on Monday around here we get things started on the right foot - with lots of laughs!
We've got a great collection of memes, jokes, clips, and funny stuff to share with you this week. Sit back and sip your beverage, being careful not to spray.
Good morning, Twitter. pic.twitter.com/hVKVwHcrZ2
— G (@TCC_Grouchy) January 15, 2024
If it didn't click right away, we get it. We like to let the old brain warm up slowly … or we could just …
yeet pic.twitter.com/Qt53VISVCx
— Rock (@TheCensoredRock) January 15, 2024
LOLOLOL! That kid would be in low Earth orbit had the ceiling not gotten in the way.
— E=MC Hammertime (@scs_real) January 15, 2024
Ha! Don't tell us nothing good came out of J6.
— sam (@Britton65Sam) January 15, 2024
Oh. My. We see how it's gonna be today. Let's do it.
— Autistic Swamp Hobbit's Mother (@GingyNorth) January 16, 2024
Come on! 😂
— Rani, Last of The Red Hot Boomers (@ShadesOfRani) January 18, 2024
Exactly!
We had some food and diet-themed memes this week.
this is so cruel pic.twitter.com/iJboOz4TQi
— internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) January 21, 2024
Poor kid. That's just …
Me forgetting everything my wife told me to get at the grocery store: pic.twitter.com/53Ufxh34nb
— Right Wing Dad (@RightWingDad) January 21, 2024
That's always a fun phone call.
Us: 'Hey, so I'm in the aisle looking for the … thing … how many did you … uh … say to get?'
Her: 'The milk?'
Us: 'Yeah, the milk. I'm just grabbing it before I get the … umm … from the other aisle … the … '
Her: 'The bread?'
Us: 'That's what I said.'
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I really only put the bay leaf in to see who has to fish it out of their bowl.
— ʞɹıɯ𝕊 (@FoundersGirl) January 22, 2024
WE KNEW IT! Curse you!
— Kaya (@sisterinferior) January 22, 2024
LOL! That hits too close to home.
Ladies and gentlemen…
— Enguerrand VII de Coucy (@ingelramdecoucy) January 21, 2024
The DiaBeatles! pic.twitter.com/tpseF8RzyO
Seriously, Coucy?
— Giga Based Dad (@GigaBasedDad) January 21, 2024
That's our kind of lion right there!
— Figen (@TheFigen_) January 21, 2024
Bwahaha! Been there. Done that.
— Leslie 🐶🐶🐈⬛🐈⬛🦘🇦🇺🇺🇸 (@RiceyCoops) January 16, 2024
Truth! 😂
— Ultraspicybae 🇮🇱 (@Buffyinnyc) January 16, 2024
Thank you! Somebody had to say it.
— 616 Art (@616Art) January 16, 2024
Wow! That took a dark turn. LOL.
Early results from Iowa are already in pic.twitter.com/XGRJXI2iPc
— Dr. Richard Harambe (@Richard_Harambe) January 15, 2024
LOL. That's too funny.
— Yore Friend Whig 🇮🇱 (@WhigJust) January 16, 2024
HAHA!
We’re not going to make it as a species.
— Ultra Grateful Calvin 🇺🇸🐶🏒 🎶 (@shoveitjack) January 16, 2024
Good luck, ants!! 🐜🐜🐜 pic.twitter.com/4z8FhNNbw2
Yikes! We're just going to laugh our way through it.
Me, at my first physical therapy appointment today pic.twitter.com/TMJEpQ1APt
— Caleb Jordan Schulz (@Based_Jedi) January 17, 2024
One of us! One of us!
Good morning, Xers 😊 pic.twitter.com/onL5TbSYyw
— Schadenfreudelish (@aggierican) January 19, 2024
This little girl is already prepared for life.
— Judianna (@Judianna) January 20, 2024
Well, there you go … he can actually be creepier.
Keith + his signature scent pic.twitter.com/76YI6Y5B3E
— ʞɹıɯ𝕊 (@FoundersGirl) January 20, 2024
LOLOLOL!
this is amazing😭 pic.twitter.com/Haj2RJ2mKo
— internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) January 21, 2024
We love this!
This is why women live longer than us pic.twitter.com/tijpDeVc9r
— badger.eth (@nftbadger) January 19, 2024
Look, somebody has to hang their body from a wooden fulcrum to jump over a bull.
Okay, maybe not, but YOLO!
Happy Sunday. 😊 pic.twitter.com/e3HZ16rw2r
— Schadenfreudelish (@aggierican) January 21, 2024
The return policy was never quite clear, to be fair.
— Fck Around N Find Out (@FAFO_TV) January 20, 2024
He got what he deserved. We really wish that one had sound!
You can’t hurt me. pic.twitter.com/j1zEhTkWLg
— Some Welder 🇺🇸 (@SomeWelder) January 21, 2024
If you know, you know.
Did you notice her haircut? 😬 pic.twitter.com/DEPmWrha1g
— AlphaFo𝕏 (@Alphafox78) January 20, 2024
Yeah, yeah, yeah … we know it's fake. We still laughed.
aint no way 💀 pic.twitter.com/wDOuYVeC2U
— non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder) January 21, 2024
Oh, man. It's like the video version of those failed attempts to recreate something crafty on Pinterest.
Still one of the funniest clips of all time pic.twitter.com/iFe4kDs9Fx
— Historic Vids (@historyinmemes) January 21, 2024
Get yourself a friend like this. 😂
Can’t wait to see the Chiefs win another Super Bowl. pic.twitter.com/UVVCxD9Goy
— Unagi (@brownrobin64) January 22, 2024
Yep, football memes are still rolling in.
Why are they showing football during this Taylor Swift show?
— Long Monkeypox (@podiatristdon) January 22, 2024
LOL.
The Feast Of Bacchus, by Phillips de Koninck, 1654, 📸 by @k__h__r pic.twitter.com/7elzpxZske
— ArtButMakeItSports (@ArtButSports) January 22, 2024
Nice.
— G (@stevensongs) January 22, 2024
The internet is still undefeated.
Can you imagine, the outrage? pic.twitter.com/tNRniavYhh
— iamyesyouareno (@iamyesyouareno) January 21, 2024
Yes. Yes, we can.
— Old Man Ungroundable Super Nintendo Chalmers (@SmexyGhosty) January 21, 2024
We knew it!
Boomer too pic.twitter.com/Ob9XImekOZ
— RWNutjob (@Stickelliott) January 21, 2024
We know it doesn't look like it, but those things can protect you from an F5 tornado too.
— Out of Context Human Race (@NoContextHumans) January 21, 2024
Accurate. Morning people like to sing for some reason too.
Wookie Goldberg pic.twitter.com/HtEW1MM1CX
— Ƒʉͫcͧкͭιͪηͣ 𝔟к (@__bee_kay__) January 21, 2024
We are now convinced that AI was a mistake. LOL.
— Fck Around N Find Out (@FAFO_TV) January 21, 2024
HAHAHAHA!
Who else is old enough to get this?
— SweetieGoat (@sweetiegoat1776) January 21, 2024
🙋🏻♀️🤣 pic.twitter.com/MJWw0OsXDX
Walks in on our canes … Yep. We get it.
— Ultraspicybae 🇮🇱 (@Buffyinnyc) January 16, 2024
YESSSSSS!!!
— Federalist Musket🇺🇸 (@Patriot_Musket) January 16, 2024
We just can't put our finger on it.
— no context memes (@weirddalle) January 22, 2024
Seems like child abuse.
The Pope is just back from the vet pic.twitter.com/rAjpTT2qkq
— The Cork Coypu (@CorkCoypu) January 21, 2024
LOL. We were thinking …
— Patrick (@PMC713) January 16, 2024
HA!
— Nick Pompili (@BernardJoints) January 16, 2024
Nice doggo.
— eddmoo (@realeddmoo) January 18, 2024
It's funny because it's true.
Target pic.twitter.com/giT34RjecS
— playteaux (@playteaux) January 21, 2024
Bwahaha!
That's it, folks! Now go forth and conquer this Monday!
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