Stop the Earth. We'd like to get off now.
There's a phenomenon in politics these days where a young person can make some bank by putting on a suit and tie, snapping a selfie for their profile pic, and launching their career as a paid political 'influencer' for the younger generation.
The accounts tend to post some unbelievably cringeworthy content … like this gem from 20-year-old Democrat pitch man, Harry Sisson.
Backwards hat, aviators, and relaxation. Joe Biden is pretty cool. pic.twitter.com/JIS3ZmCkdq
— Harry Sisson (@harryjsisson) July 30, 2023
Look, we were all young and naïve once. We just don't remember being this young and naïve.
Claiming that Joe Biden is cool would be bad enough, but with THIS photo? YOWZA.
Twitter had some feedback for Harry.
I am begging you to stop tweeting this way, because when you're a grown up you're going to be so embarrassed by your obsequious naivete.
— Joanne Mason (@JoanneMason11) July 31, 2023
Poor kid's going to be 45 years old and someone's going to be throwing this tweet back in his face. LOL.
🤔😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/xKPQvROhKw
— CaptainToke (@captain_toke) July 31, 2023
The meme makers are going to be relentless.
His body is frowning.
— THAT SOUTHERN DUDE (@TSDmemes) July 31, 2023
Wait … what do you mean 'his body is frowning'? We're not quite …
Aliens are real… pic.twitter.com/nHfaVxqHBU
— The Chosen One (@HurricaneD6) July 31, 2023
… ohhhhh. We see it now. We can't unsee it.
We're waiting on a memer to slap some aviators on that.
— Makaveli Memez (@MakaveliMemez) July 31, 2023
That's only if he gets re-elected.
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GET OFF MY SAND!
— FugitiveMama (@fugitivemama) July 31, 2023
LOLOLOL!
Bro I know you cringed when the DNC told you to tweet this
— JVT (@jvtentertains) July 31, 2023
Some tweeters couldn't believe that Sisson would tweet such a thing of his own free will.
Harry — did a little piece of you die inside having to post this? Blink twice if you need an extraction team to save you from the DNC.
— Robby Starbuck (@robbystarbuck) July 31, 2023
You may be remember that Harry Sisson was accused of being a paid operative of the DNC, at least indirectly through a shell company.
Imagine that order coming down from the big wigs.
'Harry, we're sending over a photo of the president. We need you to make him sound cool. You're gonna need to focus on the head.'
https://t.co/tCKOfboi4z pic.twitter.com/qDzjDUr1eM
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) July 31, 2023
Yeah, something like that.
Looks like a dude that forgot to put pants on.
— The Real Liekitisn’t (not Parody) (@liekitisnot) July 31, 2023
It's only a matter of time.
Did he let you feel the hair on his legs while he sniffed your ears? pic.twitter.com/LZ7D1NAYbM
— 🇺🇸Real Turkey🇺🇸 (@Paleoturkey) July 31, 2023
That. Is. Disturbing. Ha!
— Edward (@edwardrussl) July 31, 2023
Looks like they need to include Nancy Pelosi in that one.
— S͎K͎E͎L͎E͎T͎O͎R͎🍄🍿 (@Skeletor_1981) July 31, 2023
Not that way! NOT THAT WAY!!!
— Rock Wolf (@Rock0101010) July 31, 2023
Now why does that look familiar?
Harry’s Lock Screen on his phone 😂
— Omarachu (@OmarachuConserv) July 31, 2023
HAHAHA!
— DonaldTrunk (@WebShooter1669) July 31, 2023
We're sorry. We had to see it. You do too.
This has to be a GOP troll account. https://t.co/1MfKd4zRt2
— Chad Felix Greene (@chadfelixg) July 31, 2023
It's hard to tell anymore. Half of the political 'influencer' accounts on all sides seem hell bent on influencing people away from their candidate …
… or convincing us to hang it all up altogether and move off-grid.
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