How will we all muddle through this catastrophic effect? How will we gauge the stewardship stuff?
Lighter-than-air: Pres Obama has signed "Helium Stewardship Act of 2013," authorizing sales from Federal Helium Reserve. Balloons for all.
— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) October 3, 2013
Priorities!
Twitter users weigh in with punny results:
https://twitter.com/LeviathanLeap/status/385564323889688576
@markknoller full of hot air anyway- no great loss
— wash those hands (@beekaytulsa) October 3, 2013
https://twitter.com/DallasHeltzell/status/385565892630683649
@markknoller Sorry I'm so late to this but will there also be continuing coverage of the National Methane Release emanating from Washington?
— Dean Curtis (@dcurtis10) October 3, 2013
Snort.
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