We said that President Joe Biden was going to kick off his prime-time speech by warning of the dangers to our democracy, but instead, he just coughed a whole lot, like a wheezing old man. We’re counting on Tom Elliott to give us a total count of the number of times Biden says “MAGA.”

It wasn’t completely an attack on Republicans — he gave a pass to “mainstream Republicans” — as he once again promised to cure cancer.

Here’s how it went over:

https://twitter.com/mazemoore/status/1565492186719916032

Jill Biden remembered to pack Joe’s angry eyes.

If Biden’s not going to name names, we wish he’d at least give us an estimate of how many of these “MAGA Republicans” there are. We’re afraid now that these MAGA forces are in the room with us right now.


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