Fox News’ Bill Melugin reports that more than 220,000 migrants were encountered at the border in March alone.

Perhaps if America advertised just how much it sucks, these migrants would reconsider coming here from all around the world. This German tweeter let us know Sunday just how much America is hated around the world.

Good news … it’s possible that the Belgians don’t hate us:

We could ask, but The Soviet Onion™ has taken their account private.

Even the Hollywood celebrities who keep promising to move to France or Canada (but never Mexico) never follow through. People who hate America like America enough to stay here.

He didn’t make it up; he talked to his grandfather.

What do Americans think of people who list their pronouns not just in their bio but in their Twitter name?


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