Heh.
Yes it’s true, Beyoncé cut her hair, and mock panic has gripped the nation:
Beyonce's new hair cut: same level of panic as if north korea launched nukes
— Rudy (@Rudiology) August 8, 2013
OH MY GOD! Beyonce cut all her hair off! Her long "hair" is short. How will we all live?#WhatEver
— Deborah (@Scissorhappy611) August 8, 2013
How indeed.
The news was the catalyst for some snarky speculation on Twitter:
Obama didn't cancel his meeting with Putin over Edward Snowden.
He heard about Beyonce's haircut + couldn't leave the country in crisis.— Lauren Sivan (@LaurenSivan) August 8, 2013
https://twitter.com/andylevy/status/365572127291736065
History will divide our civilization into two mighty epochs – Before Beyonce's Haircut and After
— John DeVore (@JohnDeVore) August 8, 2013
What was Jay-Z’s reaction? More Twitter snark can answer that question:
https://twitter.com/Polo_Fresh1/status/365551042550714369
As for Jay-Z’s actual opinion of Beyoncé’s new ‘do, only Jay-Z, Beyoncé and maybe President Obama know for sure.