Add Samantha Bee to the list of libs in a full-blown panic over Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis and his possible run for the presidency in 2024 because “DeSantis is 35% less likely to trip over his own d*ck trying to enact horrible policies”:
In his 2 years as Governor of Florida, Ron DeSantis has shown a Trumpian ability to weaponize the white resentment that drives Republican voters. But compared to Trump, research has found DeSantis is 35% less likely to trip over his own dick trying to enact horrible policies.
— Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) June 24, 2021
And then she went on to helpfully list his legislative accomplishments:
This spring, in a move clearly targeting the #BLM movement, DeSantis signed into law HB-1, a piece of anti-protest legislation the governor likes to call his “anti-riot bill."
— Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) June 24, 2021
Do go on:
It's a completely unnecessary law, especially given that most of the protests held across Florida last summer were peaceful. That alone is impressive, considering almost NOTHING that happens in Florida is peaceful.
— Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) June 24, 2021
But wait, there’s more!
DeSantis was one of the 1st governors to attempt removing critical race theory from his state's education system and he signed a restrictive voting rights law that discriminates against Black & Latino voters. Of course he's doing whatever he can to pass racist laws. He's racist!
— Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) June 24, 2021
And, in conclusion, “please eat s*it”:
Governor Ron Desantis, please eat shit. You're one of the worst governors in Florida history and they had Jeb Bush and Nosferatu. We, as a country, cannot handle a more competent Trump. So let’s make sure DeSantis 2024 doesn’t happen. pic.twitter.com/DKtZomHF3j
— Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) June 24, 2021
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