Slam!
As Twitchy reported Monday morning, President Obama is laying out his “vision” for “smarter government.” We know: Our sides won’t stop aching either.
https://twitter.com/the_cacchinator/status/354246930450231296
Ask (or pitifully pander with pathetic campaign-like promises) and ye shall receive, President Obama! Iowahawk graciously offers up some suggestions for efficiency.
#GovtEfficiencyIdeas base food stamp payments on Body Fat Index.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 8, 2013
#GovtEfficiencyIdeas new IRS HQ clean energy program: whole building powered by Lois Lerner's treadmill
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 8, 2013
#GovtEfficiencyIdeas before approving a new Obama program, make him hit a jump shot
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 8, 2013
#GovtEfficiencyIdeas breathalizer test to insure all civilian employees are completely drunk during work hours
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 8, 2013
Glorious.
Fellow happy warriors join in with other ideas:
He could start with those working full time on union biz RT @iowahawkblog: randomly fire half the federal workforce. #GovtEfficiencyIdeas
— S D Winkler (@sdwinkler) July 8, 2013
Hey Mr. President, you can start by not giving my hard-earned money to dubious "green energy" ventures. #GovtEfficiencyIdeas
— Glenn Harmon (@gmanharmon) July 8, 2013
https://twitter.com/trumandie28/status/354254156422332417
#GovtEfficiencyIdeas All federal programs must be something Eliot Spitzer could explain to a prostitute without paying for overtime.
— John Hayward (@Doc_0) July 8, 2013
#GovtEfficiencyIdeas No new program can cost more than the taxes John Kerry tried to avoid paying on his yacht.
— John Hayward (@Doc_0) July 8, 2013
Bam! Keep the much-needed suggestions coming, Twitter. Clearly, President Smarty Pants needs help in the, you know, smarts department.
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