Man, that story about Ted Cruz and his family abandoning their dog Snowflake for Cancun really blew up, didn’t it? Never mind that it wasn’t true. It’s been making its way around the internet and has made it all the way up to none other than Hillary Clinton.
And Hillary, as is her wont, is running with it:
Don't vote for anyone you wouldn't trust with your dog.
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) February 19, 2021
Get it? Ted Cruz, like all Republicans, is bad and hates dogs.
Game, set and match: @HillaryClinton https://t.co/MgiBt2tUig
— George Hahn (@georgehahn) February 19, 2021
Totally! Except not at all.
It's a little bit sad how she can't stop relitigating the 2008 primary. https://t.co/nEnZXUXSmi
— Omri Ceren (@omriceren) February 19, 2021
You mean, because #ObamaAteADog? Get over it, Hillary. You lost.
GP *koff* Obama *koff* #ItsAJoke #LightenUp https://t.co/65xqHUx1fU
— The Gormogons (@Gormogons) February 19, 2021
Snort.
Seriously, though, this is so embarrassing, Hillary.
But since we’re here, we might as well have fun with it, too.
https://t.co/pCjC8JO5Yo pic.twitter.com/bIY3gqMMEh
— Joker Soylord ????? (@Soylent_Lament) February 19, 2021
Uh-oh!
And what about Hillary Clinton? Talk about people you wouldn’t trust with your dog!
@ComfortablySmug https://t.co/iZeuxSdxpX pic.twitter.com/cNFUHfLVhG
— I Might Be Donna (@Crypsis12) February 19, 2021
Couldn’t agree more https://t.co/rNTzPAN9kk pic.twitter.com/kPTgwvkM75
— Jeremy Hughes (@jeremybhughes) February 19, 2021
Geez.
Especially if your dog has information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton https://t.co/ZsRmseLPe6
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) February 19, 2021
Recommended
Or with your FBI file.
— Ibuprofen Hippo ???? (@JimJamitis) February 19, 2021
Definitely.
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) February 19, 2021
Stay away from our dogs, Hillary. Just … stay away.
https://twitter.com/JnxOuaquaga/status/1362823336753958913
If taken at face value, this is a strong argument for not voting, since you shouldn’t trust your dog with basically anyone except trusted friends & family — certainly not random politicians. https://t.co/VGtQJgjNXe
— Jerry Dunleavy (@JerryDunleavy) February 19, 2021
Guess I’m writing in my in laws from now on https://t.co/StSJp2jmEv
— Ashe Short (@AsheSchow) February 19, 2021
I don't trust anyone with my dog, so this makes sense. https://t.co/W2WjW5T52Q
— David Harsanyi (@davidharsanyi) February 19, 2021
That cuts out all Democrats. https://t.co/09nVAPhqg2
— kaitlin, holy RINO batman (@thefactualprep) February 19, 2021