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'LONG MAY HE REIGN'! Projected victor Cocaine Mitch McConnell fiddles as Amy McGrath's $90 million in campaign funds burns

Cocaine Mitch McConnell is a beast.

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What a stunning turn of events.

But they gave Amy McGrath so much money!

How could this have happened?

Well, at least it was an effort. Solid B+.

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No. It wasn’t.

That throne’s getting crowded.