“Love in the Time of COVID19” is here, and it’s pretty spectacular:
We have a new hot erotica in town pic.twitter.com/ZQzpgOvg4V
— steph’s manic episode (@Stephamaybe) October 4, 2020
it has come to my attention that this is a very real book. i cannot for the life of me tell if this is a troll or written in earnest. anyway, you can order your copy here: https://t.co/3Slj83FewE pic.twitter.com/lROxohosJg
— Siraj Hashmi (@SirajAHashmi) October 5, 2020
it’s gotta be a troll pic.twitter.com/geLbPpDodb
— Siraj Hashmi (@SirajAHashmi) October 5, 2020
You’d like to think so, wouldn’t you? But you’d evidently be very, very wrong.
Today I learned I don’t understand tic tacs and that buttons are actually called poppers. Indeedily pic.twitter.com/OPxGEmEUG1
— Aelfred The Great (@aelfred_D) October 5, 2020
There’s plenty more where that came from …
Oh my God I guffawed on the first page. I might have woken the house up☠☠☠☠☠
— Phaedra, the one who made it in (@pipandbaby) October 4, 2020
aaaaaah you got it too! I read it yesterday morning and almost woke the house up laughing
— Phaedra, the one who made it in (@pipandbaby) October 5, 2020
We recommend emptying your bladder before reading any further. Don’t say we didn’t warn you:
☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠ pic.twitter.com/ojNmsVs9MJ
— Phaedra, the one who made it in (@pipandbaby) October 4, 2020
GP she's literally obsessing about masturbating with a test tube ???
— Phaedra, the one who made it in (@pipandbaby) October 4, 2020
GP this has to be satire. It has to be pic.twitter.com/aUkbbK055A
— Phaedra, the one who made it in (@pipandbaby) October 4, 2020
I'm screaming, I'm screaming pic.twitter.com/IjTcopQikb
— Phaedra, the one who made it in (@pipandbaby) October 4, 2020
Chonk? CHONK?? ☠☠☠ pic.twitter.com/JRgFGXEfD4
— Phaedra, the one who made it in (@pipandbaby) October 4, 2020
I'm going to have a stroke ? pic.twitter.com/X5cKTmLtJU
— Phaedra, the one who made it in (@pipandbaby) October 4, 2020
May we join you?
“An arm without the bones” is the hottest way to describe your dangus ever https://t.co/pzqvDaQ9BO
— Jon ? (@JonnyMicro) October 4, 2020
Our only regret is that we didn’t come up with it.
— Phaedra, the one who made it in (@pipandbaby) October 4, 2020
— Phaedra, the one who made it in (@pipandbaby) October 4, 2020
And the best part? You can get through the whole thing in two shakes of a boneless arm.
It is absolutely hysterical and takes 5 minutes to read
— Phaedra, the one who made it in (@pipandbaby) October 4, 2020
I read it. It's about 6 pages long. ?
— Phaedra, the one who made it in (@pipandbaby) October 5, 2020
So do yourselves a favor and check it out. You’ll be supporting a great author, too!
I love this woman pic.twitter.com/ChkxPREC3F
— Phaedra, the one who made it in (@pipandbaby) October 4, 2020
At least the author is honest about her intentions. pic.twitter.com/tU2okvCwGx
— K. Walker (@TheMrsKnowItAll) October 5, 2020