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Hashtag predictions: The questions Obama won't answer at his Tuesday presser

Oh, joy. An Obama presser is scheduled for Tuesday morning.

http://twitter.com/timkilleen/statuses/329226643912654848

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Mark Knoller offers a preview:

We know what questions President Obama is willing to answer.

https://twitter.com/hollyR_J/status/329223957624524800

But as always, don’t hold your breath waiting for answers to questions that matter to those pesky Americans in flyover country. It’s a long list and we have less than an hour until President “I, um” takes the podium, but it’s a fair bet that these are some of the #QuestionsObamaWontAnswer.

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https://twitter.com/hollyR_J/status/329225187146993665

https://twitter.com/seanagnew/status/329233801827999744

And since listing topics Americans actually care about has proven a waste of time in the past, we might as well have a little fun while we’re waiting.

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Keep ’em coming, Twitter. Obama pressers go down best with a healthy serving of mockery.

Update:

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.