Piers Morgan demonstrated his one-of-a-kind eye for journalism last night during the tense Dzhokhar Tsarnaev standoff by asking the question that was on exactly no one’s mind at the time: “Imagine if that’s YOUR boat.”
Not even a White House petition has managed to unmoor Morgan from his desk at CNN, but if all of the big scary guns in America do drive him back across the pond, Twitter has plenty of #PiersBoatNames for his escape vessel.
The Pompous Ass
— AG (@ag_texas) April 20, 2013
Grave Dancer
— The AwfulAlpha™ (@awfulalpha) April 20, 2013
http://twitter.com/ChrisBarnhart/statuses/325708936718204928
#PiersBoatNames The HMS Go Live Somewhere Else
— gary grams (A) (@garygramscom) April 20, 2013
https://twitter.com/VindicatorGC/status/325693423552184320
The Goodship Blowhard
— NoMorePCness (@ToneBaloneRocks) April 20, 2013
https://twitter.com/JosephAiello1/status/325694030539259906
#PiersBoatNames The Douche-nozzle
— ✥American Viking✥ (@PatrioticViking) April 20, 2013
Wanker
— The AwfulAlpha™ (@awfulalpha) April 20, 2013
#PiersBoatNames Aarrrhh Me Ratings
— Riggs (@RiggsGaming_) April 20, 2013
AR15 Assault Boat
— The AwfulAlpha™ (@awfulalpha) April 20, 2013
#PiersBoatNames… Dope Floats
— Leslie (@Libertarian_ish) April 20, 2013
https://twitter.com/teeocee/status/325698281063714816
https://twitter.com/HarryGrime/status/325698460428951552
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https://twitter.com/sharpNpointy/status/325698703979577344
https://twitter.com/TheMorningSpew/status/325699472413839360
Chicken of the Sea #PiersBoatNames
— Sam Valley (@SamValley) April 20, 2013
#PiersBoatNames HMS Sea Douche
— Indrid Cole (@jigoku_aisatsu) April 20, 2013
Jumping the Shark #PiersBoatNames
— Sam Valley (@SamValley) April 20, 2013
#PiersBoatNames. Douche Canoe
— Galyn Jensen (@Galynjen) April 20, 2013
#PiersBoatNames The King George
— Gregory de VII (@AGM100TUC) April 20, 2013
https://twitter.com/TheMorningSpew/status/325704468207390722
http://twitter.com/McSaint_/statuses/325711465585709057
# #PiersBoatNames The HMS Gun Free Zone
— Mark Moore (@Mauifla) April 20, 2013
#PiersBoatNames HMS Tosser
— Rattlehead (@R4TTL3H34D) April 20, 2013
Keep ’em coming, Twitter; you’d know he’s reading these.
Why yes, I think I will have another beer and come up with some more funny #PiersBoatNames
— The AwfulAlpha™ (@awfulalpha) April 20, 2013