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Why do people want guns? Philadelphia Police's response to COVID19 is great news ... for the city's aspiring criminal population

Good news, aspiring Philadelphia criminals! Looks like while COVID19’s running rampant, you can, too:

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Pretty sweet, right?

Just lock your doors and you’ll be fine, guys.

This is like Saul Goodman offering the 50% discount.

“Get Out of Jail Free” cards are real now.

Can’t imagine why people would want to own guns right now.

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Well, at least Philly’s got company:

Wheeeee!