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'Like with a cloth?' Report: Fed prosecutors say footage from outside Jeffrey Epstein's cell during first suicide attempt 'has been permanently deleted' by mistake

Well, we believe this scoop qualifies as a legit “DUH, if true”:

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Footage that could shed light on exactly what happened with Jeffrey Epstein has been “permanently deleted”? Stay here while we go look for our shocked faces.

Hey, man. Stuff happens!

Not sure what would give you that idea.

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Heh.

For real, though, this is turning into a farce.