Like it or not, liberals are for the most part running the show in America. But they didn’t get this far by accident. They’ve long fancied themselves the saviors of mankind, so it’s only natural that they’d have superpowers. Conservatives were kind enough to list some of them:
https://twitter.com/Imaumbn/status/286942037968826368
Can sense racism from a 50 mile radius from the comfort of the couch in their parents basement.
— 4th-Party Pol (@PointlessPol) January 3, 2013
https://twitter.com/graber429/status/286956561027461121
#LiberalSuperPowers Able to leap to large conclusions in a single bound
— Greg F. #LibertyOrDeath #WuhanVirus ?only (@straytski) January 3, 2013
#LiberalSuperPowers Once elected, they are able to see what's in a 2,000 page health care reform bill without reading it.
— CHS Conservative (@JosephKurt1) January 3, 2013
https://twitter.com/wac3rd/status/286959154667589632
#LiberalSuperPowers. Blindness to their own hypocrisy
— Galyn Jensen (@Galynjen) January 3, 2013
https://twitter.com/DrollNDry/status/286949994341220353
#LiberalSuperPowers – Ability to Tax literally anything, anywhere, at anytime!
— Shifty33 μολὼν λαβέ (@Shifty331) January 3, 2013
#LiberalSuperPowers Able to hate the "rich"; but still love rich celebrities and rich Democrat pols.
— Greg F. #LibertyOrDeath #WuhanVirus ?only (@straytski) January 3, 2013
#LiberalSuperPowers — Ability to appear smug and confused at same time
— noclownquestion (@noclownquestion) January 3, 2013
https://twitter.com/Imaumbn/status/286946854866927616
https://twitter.com/bastunas77/status/286958074068099074
https://twitter.com/pscully1812/status/286955655686934529
Able to leap Debt responsibility in a single bound. #LiberalSuperPowers
— Dude, My Dog Ate It! (@daalad) January 3, 2013
To debt ceiling infinity … and beyond!