Beto O’Rourke couldn’t beat Ted Cruz in the race for senator from Texas, but he seems fairly certain that he’s going to turn Texas blue, winning the state’s 38 electoral votes and putting away Donald Trump forever.
We think this clip comes from “The Daily Show” with Trevor Noah; the little logo reads TDS, so read that as you will.
When we win Texas's 38 electoral votes, we will put Donald Trump away forever. pic.twitter.com/C9uUSzc9IQ
— Beto O'Rourke (@BetoORourke) October 29, 2019
Jackass.
— Sound the Dread Alarm (@_ThisJustin_) October 29, 2019
Been hitting the magic mushrooms again!!!
— Tom Thurman (@JTomThurman1) October 29, 2019
It won't be you.
— The Desert Sage (@SageoftheSW) October 29, 2019
— Just.J.Love (@jlove_justme) October 29, 2019
Not a chance Bob.
— Brad H (@tucsonbradh) October 29, 2019
KEEP DREAMING PRINCESS!
— orthotrauma (@ortech2016) October 29, 2019
— Skywalker Patriot (@Gotham76) October 29, 2019
Trying to figure out how 1% in Iowa will get him there. pic.twitter.com/OhUVUx4q5Q
— Shane Evans ?️? (@Shox820) October 29, 2019
— ???ILLEGALS 4 BERNIE??? (@InnerStrumpf) October 29, 2019
I love @BetoORourke. You can count on him for this sort of absolutely hilarious stuff. The gun grab thing had tears rolling down my eyes. So funny!! Thank goodness he isn’t actually serious….
— Kern (@kernskod) October 29, 2019
????????
— Romanticamper (@romanticamper) October 29, 2019
What the HELL did I just watch.
— Eric B. (@EricB04202361) October 29, 2019
Still under 2% Robert #TrumpTrain2020 is rolling stronghttps://t.co/I2VgT5uGUk
— Love40Hold (@Love40Hold) October 29, 2019
And this, children, is why you shouldn't use drugs.
— The Burger Law Firm (@johnvburger) October 29, 2019
— I’m Ron Burgundy? (@randomtask_15) October 29, 2019
Only in your dream Beto, you couldn’t even win in Texas.
— Laog (@LightLifeShalom) October 29, 2019
— Brian A. Head (@B_Head) October 29, 2019
Good luck Robert. So far it seems you’ve only won maybe 2 streets in Austin.
— Scott Mobley (@scottmobley73) October 29, 2019
Has Francis been hitting the bong again?
— Brianthekid (@Brian_the_kidd) October 29, 2019
— TraditionalCatholicMama (@Tara97150879) October 29, 2019
Texas is a red state dummy.
— Mike Martinez (@MikeMar25195206) October 29, 2019
Gun confiscation will put him over the top there for sure.
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Beto for America's plea for campaign volunteers is making people 'cringe so hard it hurts' https://t.co/fh5Z90n5PT
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) October 25, 2019