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As nobody wishes: Talk of a Princess Bride remake has fans ready to storm the castle

There are terrible ideas, and then there are terrible ideas.

And then … there’s this:

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What kind of blasphemy is that? A “Princess Bride” remake? How can someone even entertain such an idea? It is — dare we say it? — inconceivable. At least it should be.

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This idea deserves to have all of its life sucked away. It’s time to storm the castle.

Come on, Senator. For America.