Heh.
No, really. An “unstable” twin sister has entered the already salacious Petraeus scandal mix.
https://twitter.com/jasoncfry/status/268320530430558209
No f'n way. @NewYorkPost: http://t.co/Y04MGf50 Petraeus helps whistleblower Jill Kelley's 'unstable' twin in nasty custody fight EXCLUSIVE!
— Gideon Jones (@GideonTJones) November 13, 2012
Yes, way.
But wait, there's more! RT @NewYorkPost Petraeus helps Jill Kelley's 'unstable' twin in custody fight http://t.co/Z8Yd6E33
— Shirley Brady (@shirleybrady) November 13, 2012
Petraeus wrote a letter to support Jill Kelley's unstable twin in custody fight. She lost (judge thought she was crazy) http://t.co/YBgmGsd5
— Michael B. Kelley (@MichaelBKelley) November 13, 2012
More from the New York Post:
Gen. David Petraeus sure loved helping his lady friends.
While he was director of the CIA, Petraeus wrote a letter supporting the child-custody fight of the “psychologically unstable” twin sister of his close friend Jill Kelley — whose bombshell claims of being threatened by his lover led to the top spy’s resignation last week, sources told The Post.
The four-star general’s letter to the court — written in the past two months — supported a motion to overturn a ruling made nearly a year earlier by a judge who resoundingly denied custody to Kelley’s sister, Natalie Khawam, because of serious reservations about her honesty and mental stability, court records show.
Oh, my! Over/under on a nasty case of amnesia coming next? Perhaps we will find out that the twin is actually Kelley’s mother, transformed into her twin by a nefarious villain, who trapped her for years in his hidden lair?
Twitter users digest this latest angle as only they can. Hilarity, of course, ensues.
https://twitter.com/JammieWF/status/268349816180969472
“@AliEWentworth: This is how I'm trying to understand the Petraeus Sex scandal! http://t.co/pf4UkAHY” where is Jill's unstable twin?
— amy j rosenberg (@amyjrosenberg) November 13, 2012
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) November 13, 2012
https://twitter.com/LiannaBrinded/status/268374093571698688
When I read that one of the people in the Petraeus whatever-it-is has an *identical twin*, I realized I'm a bit player in a screwball comedy
— Brian Marick (@marick) November 13, 2012
Can't believe this thing has an evil twin sister now. We're hours away from learning Petraeus is Gen. Allen's real father.
— Dan Amira (@DanAmira) November 13, 2012
!!! RT @PoliticoKevin: OF COURSE one of the women in the Petraeus scandal has a "psychologically unstable" twin sister: http://t.co/yYgHDilZ
— David S. Bernstein (@dbernstein) November 13, 2012
And now the Petraeus scandal has a twin sister angle . . . at what point did national security become an episode of Melrose Place?
— Shawn Pasternak (@ShawnCP92) November 13, 2012
https://twitter.com/NathanWurtzel/status/268340880866410496
Jill Kelley, the other other woman, has an identical twin sister. The Petraeus scandal is reaching self-parody,
— Black hopes matter (@andrewadastra) November 13, 2012
Indeed. Twitchy will, of course, update with further developments. Like a long-lost father, who was kidnapped years ago by a fierce tribe of Amazon women. Or something.
Update: Double oh, dear.
BREAKING EXCLUSIVE: Gen. John Allen also wrote letter for Jill Kelley's 'unstable' twin in nasty custody fight
http://t.co/dMxEyY1K— New York Post (@nypost) November 13, 2012
Next week on Days of our Lives MT @NewYorkPost Gen Allen wrote letter for Kelley's 'unstable' twin in custody fight http://t.co/2nnfvQbd
— Amy Spitalnick (@amyspitalnick) November 13, 2012
Stop it. RT @NewYorkPost Gen. John Allen also wrote letter for Jill Kelley's 'unstable' twin in nasty custody fight http://t.co/TYiXvfhC
— Black Lives Matter ?? (@BrindaStar) November 13, 2012
RT @Garrett_R_Hall: All this needs now is Gloria Allred. RT @michellemalkin @SkiGarmisch It gets worse: Oy squared==> http://t.co/mFNlJc2D
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) November 13, 2012