Self-absorbed: How many media lapdogs does it take to squee at Jill Abramson's speech? This many

Yes, it really is. Jill Abramson is giving the commencement speech at Wake Forestw. You know what that means? Squee! Squee like the wind, lapdogs!

735 media reporters now watching Wake Forest live stream graduation

— jennifer saba (@jennifersaba) May 19, 2014

But, wait. It got worse!

Now it's 1,032. Watch here: http://t.co/EQiF6vThMr RT @jennifersaba: 735 media reporters now watching Wake Forest live stream graduation

— HuffPost Media (@HuffPostMedia) May 19, 2014

Embarrassing.

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