'OMFG the pope is Catholic!' Unreal: Is this the most absurdly ignorant Reuters headline ever?

What headline, pray tell?

https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/422735530032250880

No, seriously. That actually happened:

Oh fer eff's sake, RTRS. RT @JGreenDC: OMFG, the Pope is Catholic! http://t.co/kCc3zWf7JT

— Mike (@ThePantau) January 13, 2014

https://twitter.com/EWErickson/status/422734704581017600

Twitter users can’t help but gasp for breath at the utter absurdity. “In a nod to conservatives!” Actual beliefs? No, no. That is crazy talk!

So the Pope is STILL Catholic. Thanks @Reuters.

— Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock (@kimmie_c_) January 13, 2014

LOL "in nod to conservatives" RT @JGreenDC OMFG, the Pope is Catholic! http://t.co/W4nEOwS6r2

— RBe (@RBPundit) January 13, 2014

@RBPundit @JGreenDC Wow, the Church is Pro-Life. Who would've thunk? #MaybeTimeMagCanRescindPersonOfTheYear #betrayed

— ItIsGoodToBeQueen (@redandright) January 13, 2014

Reuters: Pope tosses conservatives a bone by opposing abortion, or something http://t.co/mcHpT5yX9y

— HotAir.com (@hotairblog) January 13, 2014

The righteous mockery is swift and sure.

https://twitter.com/Neal_Dewing/status/422736501378527233

https://twitter.com/Neal_Dewing/status/422737867626909696

https://twitter.com/chuck_dizzle/status/422737877940707328

https://twitter.com/chuck_dizzle/status/422738494453084160

An AR-15 shotgun RT @chuck_dizzle The Pope was holding a bible during his statement, but @reuters incorrectly described it as an AR-15.

— Rick Sheridan (@RickSheridan) January 13, 2014

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https://twitter.com/LoganDobson/status/422737993141460992

@RBPundit @JGreenDC Wow, the Church is Pro-Life. Who would've thunk? #MaybeTimeMagCanRescindPersonOfTheYear #betrayed

— ItIsGoodToBeQueen (@redandright) January 13, 2014

Reuters, in nod to liberals, calls itself "news." http://t.co/lHjjGDi7L5

— Razor (@hale_razor) January 13, 2014

https://twitter.com/GrahamDavidA/status/422735585674272768

https://twitter.com/JGreenDC/status/422735698278354944

https://twitter.com/seanagnew/status/422739346408497152

Snort.

Someone better check on the hacks at Reuters now that this next “scoop” has been revealed:

https://twitter.com/BenHowe/status/422737576206688256

Gasping!

And this Twitter user nutshells the hackery:

These liberal reporters actually think there's a debate going on within the Church about abortion when it's just their friends talking shit.

— RBe (@RBPundit) January 13, 2014

Nailed.