Oh, please continue Greg Gutfeld!
Is it me or is Gravity's Message: women are bad astronauts. And should stay in the kitchen.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) October 20, 2013
Barefoot?
And with that, Fox News’ Greg Gutfeld was off and running with his side-splitting review of the film “Gravity,” starring Sandra Bullock and George Clooney. Take it away, Gutfeld, as only you can!
Also, is 3D necessary if all you're gunna do is send a fountain pen my direction?
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) October 20, 2013
Bullock worked out for this role. You know women are in good shape when they wear boys underwear.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) October 20, 2013
Gravity would have been a far better film if it took place in Florida.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) October 20, 2013
sorry @andylevy but Gravity is the worst movie I have ever seen that didn't have Chris Kattan in it.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) October 20, 2013
@andylevy Bullocks character should not have been in space. She compromised the mission. I said as much to the theater manager.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) October 20, 2013
Snicker.
What review these days is complete without a “tweet rendition”?
Here's my tweet rendition of Gravity:
imoverhere butimoverhere
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) October 20, 2013
Gravity:
Helpimoverhere iamgoingtodie
pleasedont itsokaysandra
byegeorge loveyou
cool bye
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) October 20, 2013
Beautiful.
@andylevy my definition of watching a movie is broader than yours. i can't help it if you are so narrowminded. someone saw the movie for me
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) October 20, 2013
my gut tells me mission control didn't want to save clooney or bullock because they were so incompetent and stupid.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) October 20, 2013
Did he really view it himself?
https://twitter.com/MichaelPharis/status/391797730034470913
@MichaelPharis i fell asleep twice during it
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) October 20, 2013
Evidently so! Of course, fans respond with some snark:
@greggutfeld @MichaelPharis Alcohol makes me sleepy, too.
— lady love (@the_lady_love) October 20, 2013
https://twitter.com/5beams5/status/391800040655949824
Heh.
Gutfeld’s final word?
also – not once do they take a crap
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) October 20, 2013
Oh dear.
@greggutfeld they take a crap in IMAX.
— jon gabriel (@exjon) October 20, 2013
Double oh dear!
https://twitter.com/mooseandskwerl/status/391915105740267520
Gutfeld is all about being a giver!
What will he review next? Stay tuned.
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