Oh, the humanity! How will we all ever survive such an untenable ordeal?! Hey, wait a minute …

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/385065301895036928

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/385065127202279425

https://twitter.com/GOPMommy/status/385071322134347779

Lapdog smack!

Still, givers totally feel for the turmoil journos must be facing:

https://twitter.com/GOPMommy/status/385071398026084353

https://twitter.com/michaeltams/status/385069843277287424

Snort.

Giggling madly!

Twitter user @ExJon has had it with the pathetic sob stories.

Hey, it will stimulate the economy too! But, perhaps you had better hurry to get in line.

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/385068563394215936

And this Twitter user brings it all home.

Get it now, Mr. Russert?