Oh, the humanity! Get off her lawn, whippersnappers!
Alas, it’s true. Not the “Big” piano, but a big piano.
The FAO Schwartz Big Piano has 24 giant keys for your #kid to jump all over and make beautiful music, only $59.99 http://t.co/RB9H79Ra #deal
— All My Faves (@allmyfaves) November 26, 2012
Big piano keys that you step on (like in the movie Big) for $59.90 at the FAO Schwarz sale on Rue La La: http://t.co/BdojqprH
— Stephen Coles (@StephenOfTheNet) November 27, 2012
In our day, it was an unreachable dream!
Twitter users console Hot Air’s Mary Katharine Ham as only they can:
@mkhammer You drink a lot of coffee.
— Phil Kerpen (@kerpen) August 18, 2013
@kerpen My husband does.
— Mary Katharine Ham (@mkhammer) August 18, 2013
https://twitter.com/UK_MikeP/status/369116622264344576
@kerpen Also, I shoulda dreamed bigger as a kid.
— Mary Katharine Ham (@mkhammer) August 18, 2013
Bigger? What could be bigger than that?
@mkhammer Dancing chopsticks like Loggia and Hanks? There is no bigger dream. @kerpen
— Brian Faughnan (@BrianFaughnan) August 18, 2013
Bingo!
@BrianFaughnan @mkhammer Will always be the best Tom Hanks movie.
— Phil Kerpen (@kerpen) August 18, 2013
See? You aren’t alone, Ms. Ham:
Good to see that the FAO Schwarz Big Piano is still proving popular & making money on photos as well. pic.twitter.com/z60zuky82k
— Ian Downes (@StartLicensing) July 10, 2013
Recommended
https://twitter.com/Sam_Sclafani/status/361273336271101952
We played the piano! #FAO pic.twitter.com/ZuuExjL1uO
— 《 car·pe di·em 》 (@KerriBax67) July 12, 2013
Visited FAO Swartz. Home of the BIG piano. @tomhanks #thanksforthememories pic.twitter.com/ZsK7xBAhBf
— Matt Kahn (@matt_kahn) July 5, 2013
https://twitter.com/alessa_ca/status/343732837977034752
Running all over the cool piano at FAO SCHWARTZ ! Always wanted to do this! pic.twitter.com/91juZ96Z3y
— MaggieElizabethJones (@maggielizjones) April 2, 2013
i played on the big piano in fao schwarz aka my life long dream pic.twitter.com/MqghrjxcUj
— abby (@jesseandjanes) May 19, 2013
Played the big piano at FAO Schwartz. Cross that off my bucket list 🙂 pic.twitter.com/8S599ILWmu
— Kathy Miller (@kathyruhemiller) July 5, 2013
And the important questions:
@mkhammer did you get it?
— Kirakira Kimi ? (@otbfme) August 18, 2013
@mkhammer but can you handle dancing on it? If so, we insist on video 🙂
— Cynical Mike (@CynicalMike) August 18, 2013
https://twitter.com/TheRealPebo/status/369113955265806336
HA! Will her new bundle of joy be getting one, perhaps?
https://twitter.com/justkarl/status/369138568595140608
@mkhammer #BIGgiantpianokeys!! #GoForIt Georgia could become a child prodigy #SweetMusictoYourEars
— Jimmye Porter (@Razzy_happy) August 18, 2013
What say you, mama? But remember: Pics or it didn’t happen.
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