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Gold medal mockery! 'You didn't win that' and other #DemocratOlympicEvents [pics]

Bada-zing! Nothing like a little hilarious mockery on a Sunday morning.

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Participation ribbons for all! Still, there must be events. But, what kind of events? Givers on Twitter graciously offer up some ideas for #DemocratOlympicEvents.

https://twitter.com/jb_morrow/status/369082144577949696

Heh. After that, let the games begin!

https://twitter.com/Shaughn_A/status/369037321791733760

https://twitter.com/robfit/status/368966065365078018

Snicker. Place your bets on John Kerry!

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Geography: So hard.

Bam-tastic.

Some events for the “headlocks full of women”:

https://twitter.com/leslieannbrown/status/369081174703865857

Eww. It’s funny (and shudder-inducing) because it’s true.

Double eww.

The competition will be fierce in that event.

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https://twitter.com/Cuco3/status/369071027105443840

Snort. But can anyone really win?

Beautiful.

And for the win:

Twitter wins the comedy gold!

Related:

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