Should next CPAC be ZPAC 2014? #CPACPlague: It's real and it's not spectacular

Another year, another unspecified virus!

@AnneBelter Getting back to normal after CPAC? Also, watch out for the #CPACPlague

— Rob (@wikimapper) March 19, 2013

https://twitter.com/BrentTeichman/status/314099860116746240

Once again, the mystery illness known as “CPAC Plague” has hit many happy warriors hard, after last weekend’s CPAC 2013. It’s mysterious, but it’s real.

https://twitter.com/SabrinaOHare/status/314040958406778880

I hear it's awful! RT @BrentTeichman: @RachelleFriberg @DCToddM Bleh. I remember the #CPACplague – Got it after #CPAC2011. My sympathies…

— Rachelle (@Shelly__Marie) March 19, 2013

It is real, but it is not spectacular, as these victims can attest.

https://twitter.com/ddye022/status/313866388601184258

Oh, dear. Yes, it is. We feel for you. We feel for all of you. Oh, the humanity.

#CPACPlague

— Tanner (@Brumbarger) March 19, 2013

https://twitter.com/somethingabtjen/status/313866830211055619

https://twitter.com/morganriles/status/314051650111283201

Perhaps ironic that one of the features of this year's #CPACPlague is losing your voice almost entirely. cc: @fran_chambers

— William Newton ن (@wbdnewton) March 19, 2013

While there appears to be a lull in the action, I need to get to CVS for more supplies. #CPACPlague

— William Newton ن (@wbdnewton) March 19, 2013

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#CPACPlague RT @JWDoyleEsq: Great time at #CPAC but now I am very sick

— Brian Griffiths (@BrianGriffiths) March 19, 2013

https://twitter.com/ellencarmichael/status/313979931719782402

https://twitter.com/fran_chambers/status/313831748960129024

Turns out @kjon and I are SoulNerds, both with #CPACplague and no voices hahaha

— Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair ? (@senatorshoshana) March 19, 2013

My case of the #CPACplague is worse this year than in years past. 🙁

— Corie Whalen (@CorieWhalen) March 19, 2013

https://twitter.com/Isabella1776_OR/status/313832603151122434

Nope. Magically, some others avoided the nefarious plague.

https://twitter.com/jimmiebjr/status/314023824880435200

Braggart! Did you bogart all the hand sanitizer? Redistribute the sanitizer!  This Twitter user and CPAC attendee also managed to avoid the plague. But at what cost?

https://twitter.com/FirstTeamTommy/status/313825410318225408

Heh.

Feel better, all!