Aw, yeah: #Petraeusporntitles to get you in the mood ... to giggle madly

Oh, dear. Today’s Petraeus scandal revelations (will they ever end?) were just begging for mockery. First, salacious emails, numbering in the tens of thousands. Next, the entrance of an “unstable twin” into the soap opera mix. It follows, then, that happy warriors would find a way to giggle madly through their disgust. And so they did.

The always hilarious Iowa Hawk got the ball (heh) rolling with #Pauladoesthepentagon.

"General, your surge… it's so… BIG" #PaulaDoesThePentagon #wokkachikka

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 13, 2012

<DINGdong> "Good afternoon ma'am. Did you order the drone strike?" #PaulaDoesThePentagon

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 13, 2012

@iowahawkblog Let me show you how a "bunker buster" works. #PaulaDoesThePentagon

— American Templar (@Modern_Templar) November 13, 2012

https://twitter.com/VanGoGoGirly/status/268361230815727616

“@iowahawkblog: "General, Would you care to lead from behind? "#PaulaDoesThePentagon #wokkachikka”

— Carlos Cape Cod (@SpartacusI) November 13, 2012

Bow chicka heh heh. Hey, if we don’t find ways to keep giggling, we’ll all curl up in the corner and cry!

Next up, came #PetraeusPornTitles. Dim the lights, put on some smooth jazz … and giggle madly.

#PetraeusPornTitles White Men Cant Hump

— BarbaraMcMahon((?)) (@southsalem) November 13, 2012

The Urge To Surge #PetraeusPornTitles

— Drew McCoy (@_Drew_McCoy_) November 13, 2012

The General and His Privates #PetraeusPornTitles

— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) November 13, 2012

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War and Piece #PetraeusPornTitles

— Ashley McCully (@TXTrendyChick) November 13, 2012

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#PetraeusPornTitles The Hurt So Good Locker

— CatsPolitics (@CatsPolitics) November 13, 2012

https://twitter.com/kitkatatl1/status/268461327528382464

https://twitter.com/FirstTeamTommy/status/268456312306823168

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https://twitter.com/ChrisBarnhart/status/268451098975678464

Defector? I didn't even know her! #PetraeusPornTitles

— Michael Deppisch (@deppisch) November 13, 2012

And actor Adam Baldwin with the early win.

https://twitter.com/adamsbaldwin/status/268450186504855552

More, please, Twitter! (That’s what she said?)