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Howard Kurtz, Rick Klein, other media squee: Obama is 'rising above,' totally meant to give lame DNC speech

Oh, how much longer can the media’s pom-poms hold up? They must be near falling apart due to overuse! The junior high poet Rick Klein started off the spin last night with the “rising above,” dreamy sigh, “disdaining the process” nonsense. Then he doubled down with this.

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You just know that photo will be blown up and hung on Rick Klein’s bedroom wall.

His crowd. In a much smaller venue. Funny, he doesn’t show this picture.

http://twitter.com/#!/CheeryMomSC/status/243766491017777152

Mom-hater Hilary Rosen tried to drum up some soaring rhetoric swooning during the speech.

Alas, even her sonic speed spinning wasn’t enough. The Greatest Orator alive isn’t so great. And the enthusiasm is nowhere near Greek columns level.

So, what are the media lapdogs to do? Decide the non-soaring was on purpose! See, he’s rising above and sober and stuff.

Call to arms? Violent rhetoric alert!

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He totally meant to do that!

President Obama had to dial down. If it were up to him, he’d have been his oh-so-awesome self. He’s a giver, you see! Didn’t want to humiliate the masses with the full extent of his awesomeness. Other journalists quickly jump on the spin. Thank goodness! They had nothing and were desperately trying to come up with angles to help The One.

Editor and president of the Madison chapter of Professional Society of Journalists. You know, those “real journalists.”

Radio host.

Reuters.

As suspected! She’s so smart; only you dumb bitter clingers wouldn’t realize the president was “dialing down” on purpose.

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BuzzFeed.

See? You stupid rubes. He follows it up with some more embarrassing cheerleading. He may make captain of the squad, soon!

And The Washington Post.

Y’all just don’t get the nuance-y nuance. Luckily, Obama knows all. People who live in the real world, and who understand the true nature of the journalist species of lapdog, aren’t buying it.

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There will be an extra bone in your lapdog bowl tonight, Howard!

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