Always ready to help, the Twittersphere offered different jokes for Mitt Romney to use, since the media went into fainting fits over his birth certificate joke.
NRO’s Jonah Goldberg got the groan-inducing ball rolling. Although, we must admit we giggled madly at his offering. Of course, a Mother Jones editor couldn’t just groan; he had to get all bent out of shape over a joke. Sounds familiar!
https://twitter.com/AdamWeinstein/status/239069406083301376
This Twitter user doubles down and chimes in with the oh-so-predictable “racist!!!!1111”
Hooray, casual racism! RT @AdamWeinstein
Class act, you. RT @JonahNRO: "You don't eat a dog like that all at once." #betterromneypunchlines— Josh Zembik (@jzembik) August 24, 2012
Undeterred, other Twitter users join in and offer their #BetterRomneyPunchlines.
"But I never learned to speak Austrian." #betterromneypunchlines
— The 12th Fan (@Josh_Painter) August 24, 2012
@JonahNRO "In high school I was inhaling all of the knowledge I could. The President was inhaling, well…" #betterromneypunchlines
— CCBK -Broken Country Fallacy Edition (@jdftgadsden) August 24, 2012
https://twitter.com/GOPcomedy/status/239073265140785152
https://twitter.com/GOPcomedy/status/239072273171095553
@JonahNRO #futuremittjokes The President's career really "BLEW UP" when he met Bill Ayres and Bernadine Dohrn.#betterromneypunchlines
— CCBK -Broken Country Fallacy Edition (@jdftgadsden) August 24, 2012
"But I never learned to speak Austrian." #betterromneypunchlines
— The 12th Fan (@Josh_Painter) August 24, 2012
#betterromneypunchlines "Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't build that!" @JonahNRO
— jerry crimmins (@jpcintheop) August 24, 2012
Heh.
Who else has some #BetterRomneyPunchlines to offer? We know you are givers!
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