Apparently, Rahm Emanuel is running for President in 2028, and some Media outlets are gearing up to push his candidacy with vigor.
How @RahmEmanuel eats a salad. https://t.co/nh89zNkcLD pic.twitter.com/7h0bZ6ws5y
— Adam Wren (@adamwren) March 29, 2026
Politico is so impressed with how Emanuel eats a ... salad.
I promise you that nothing he has on you is as embarrassing as trying to force this for four years https://t.co/E5trfHxWbX
— ettingermentum (@ettingermentum) March 29, 2026
They are going to do their best to make fetch happen.
This is...how everyone eats a salad. https://t.co/t4nOl5qz6Z
— Ben Rhodes (@brhodes) March 30, 2026
Even Hamas supporter Ben Rhodes agrees this article was just stupid.
I cannot get over how embarrassing this is. Witnessing a normal way of eating salad and writing breathlessly about it as if you just witnessed a miracle https://t.co/fbtgZuVMPA
— Peter J. Hasson (@peterjhasson) March 29, 2026
It doesn't take much to impress journalists at Politico, apparently.
yeah. this is how everyone eats a takeout salad. https://t.co/U2KLQEUDK4
— ✍🏼 roxana | ✊🏼 zivar | ⚒️ hadadi (@roxana_hadadi) March 29, 2026
NEW YORK — This is how Ben Dreyfuss eats a salad: He locates the pepper grinder. He gives it a few tentative turns. He picks up the lemon wedge and gives it a gentle squeeze. Then he surveys the lettuce, searching with his fork for a piece that seems manageable, before finally… https://t.co/lUWIpFH73x
— Ben Dreyfuss (@bendreyfuss) March 29, 2026
The son of Richard Dreyfuss, award winning actor, is not impressed.
This is how Rahm Emanuel walks:
— Adam Carlson (@admcrlsn) March 30, 2026
He extends one foot forward, having his heel touch the ground first.
His body weight shifts onto that foot as it flattens. His knee bends slightly — like he has made so many politicians bend to his will — to absorb the contact.
His body’s center… https://t.co/rjqB8V9wZR
Riveting.
A story lede fawningly valorizing a politician eating a salad is a good example of why most Americans think elite media is in the tank for politicians — and has no interest in actually holding politicians accountable. https://t.co/ueCIdEItQO
— David Sirota (@davidsirota) March 29, 2026
And most Americans are right with the caveat the elite media is in the tank for DEMOCRAT politicians.
One day I hope to get such glowing profiles for doing absolutely nothinghttps://t.co/ZQPXVD2sNF
— Uncrewed (@Uncrewed) March 29, 2026
3% in Iowa https://t.co/tb9jqeJDZL
— alex bronzini-vender (@alexbronzini) March 29, 2026
Crucial 2028 takeaway here: you all are gonna be reading a lot of @adamwren next coupla yearshttps://t.co/bxA2aPTZrC
— Jonathan Martin (@jmart) March 29, 2026
That's terrifying news.
This is a method introduced to the world through the Kardashians https://t.co/4Qe1G8XMPO
— Emily Zanotti 🦝 (@emzanotti) March 29, 2026
This family absolutely introduced this technique into the American lexicon.
This is simply the only sensible way to dress a single-serve salad in a plastic container. If the other 2028 candidates do not approach their salads this way, I consider that disqualifying. https://t.co/gzp4bqj22L
— Lucy Caldwell (@lucymcaldwell) March 29, 2026
Fair enough.
Imagine writing this with a straight face. https://t.co/L5rVCJgbJz
— Toad (@ItsToad_) March 29, 2026
Any self-respecting writer could never.