The kids are getting together and doing really punk rock things like fighting the power and our overlords ... or something. Never mind this group of people are all past their retirement years and mega millionaires. Fight the power, man!

Ok, Boomers!

Don't break a hip while you're raging against the machine.

Don't leave home without your Life Alert!

The 'Old as Methuselah' Coalition? 

Jane is pining for the days when everyone hated her for her political opinions. You can get there again, Jane!

Hopefully, they'll have booths were participants can get their blood pressure taken and get fitted for orthotics for their shoes. 

They're not pretending.

Participants will be bussed in from local assisted living centers.

Too late for that.

Not one of them in the triple digits.

Hopefully, the venue has plenty of handicapped parking.

That sounds awful.