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Bill Belichick's Awkward Interview: Tattered Sweatshirt, Controlling Girlfriend, and a Cry for Help

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Bill Belichick is a mess and I don't mean in the sense of his tattered sweatshirt he wore to his interview this weekend.

First of all, Bill, get a decent shirt and show some self-respect. It's not quirky to see a man well past retirement dressing like a depressed teenager who needs a Lexapro prescription. I'm all for comfort, but this is just embarrassing. You'd think his much, much younger girlfriend, who seems to be running his life, could pick out a better outfit for him. Apparently, she's too busy perfecting her own wardrobe to care about Bill's. My ex-husband was 20 years older than me, so I know a thing or two about May/December romances—this feels more like January/December. When his girlfriend shut down questions about how they met, it cast serious doubt on their 'cute airplane story.' Clearly, that tale isn't as true as they claimed.

Not only that, but Jordan now works for Bill. He demands she is cc'd on his emails. This girl can't be that great at ahem, extracurricular activities.

Bill's family really need to stage an intervention. This feels like elder abuse at this point. 

She looks like a Disney villain. A very attractive one who will probably get very rich off an old man, but the point stands.

It's hard to watch an elder being taken advantage of and particularly when he seems so unwilling to help himself. Something is very wrong.

Hopefully he made her sign an NDA at the very least. 

Honestly, he probably needs someone managing his affairs that is not her. 

Oh yeah, in the acknowledgement of his latest book, he called her his 'muse'. That is all we need to know about his state of mind. Prayers up he returns to his senses soon.

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