NYT's Maggie Haberman Reports Trump Has Massively Escalated Against the Smithsonian
NY Talk Show Host Sid Rosenberg Drops the Mic in Describing Zohran Mamdani...
Madison Police Completely Surrender Press Conference to Black Activist Ranting About Colon...
Canadian Journalist Annie Dufour Big Mad After Watching Trump Roast the Press at...
Mehdi Hasan Wants to Know Why Dan Goldman Only Mentioned Jewish Man Stabbed...
Sister of Man Shot by Cop Says His Long Criminal History Tells a...
BLM Is Back in Force: Activists Harass Sidewalk Diners in Madison, WI, Surround...
Leftist Podcaster Emma Vigeland Demands 'Better White Women' — Starts by Exempting Herself
Look at the Happy Faces of All These Journos Getting Roasted by Trump...
BREAKING: Fake Shiloh Hendrix Account Scammer Bragging on Live Stream
Katy Perry Appalled WH Used Her Song About Blowing Things Up for Footage...
The AP Decided to Make Trump's WHCD Roasting of the Media Even Funnier...
Sophie Cunningham’s Shoe Line Sells Out After Committing the Sin of Defending Women’s...
Humorless Scold at The Washington Post Was Not Amused With President Trump's WHCA...
'Eye Roll Pomposity': USA Today Journo Wanted Media to Use Their WHCD Time...
Premium

Bill Belichick's Awkward Interview: Tattered Sweatshirt, Controlling Girlfriend, and a Cry for Help

AP Photo/Steven Senne

Bill Belichick is a mess and I don't mean in the sense of his tattered sweatshirt he wore to his interview this weekend.

First of all, Bill, get a decent shirt and show some self-respect. It's not quirky to see a man well past retirement dressing like a depressed teenager who needs a Lexapro prescription. I'm all for comfort, but this is just embarrassing. You'd think his much, much younger girlfriend, who seems to be running his life, could pick out a better outfit for him. Apparently, she's too busy perfecting her own wardrobe to care about Bill's. My ex-husband was 20 years older than me, so I know a thing or two about May/December romances—this feels more like January/December. When his girlfriend shut down questions about how they met, it cast serious doubt on their 'cute airplane story.' Clearly, that tale isn't as true as they claimed.

Not only that, but Jordan now works for Bill. He demands she is cc'd on his emails. This girl can't be that great at ahem, extracurricular activities.

Bill's family really need to stage an intervention. This feels like elder abuse at this point. 

She looks like a Disney villain. A very attractive one who will probably get very rich off an old man, but the point stands.

It's hard to watch an elder being taken advantage of and particularly when he seems so unwilling to help himself. Something is very wrong.

Hopefully he made her sign an NDA at the very least. 

Honestly, he probably needs someone managing his affairs that is not her. 

Oh yeah, in the acknowledgement of his latest book, he called her his 'muse'. That is all we need to know about his state of mind. Prayers up he returns to his senses soon.

Recommended

Trending on Twitchy Videos

Advertisement
Advertisement
Advertisement